Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston on SNL is dramatically reading in my head and saying "I like my vagina. Sometimes I stare at it in the mirror, when I'm undressing, and wonder what it would look like without any hair. Sometimes I sit at the edge of my bed, spread my legs and stare into the mirror, and wonder what others see. I love my vagina. It is the complete summation of my life."


I miss Phil.