From this thread fragment.

If nothing has been inside my vagina and everything is in working order I'd call that healthy. And if something was seriously wrong with my insides, I think some symptoms would start to show.

Unless, y'know, it was the first stages of ovarian, uterine, or cervical cancer. But hey, nothing to worry about, right?! After all, only durty hors get those, and people who sleep in their underwear. *eyeroll*

But the sentence, It's not like it starts shooting sparks when things go wrong.. = win. So win.