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Oxydosic ([info]oxydosic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-09 19:07:00


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Current mood:*thud*
Current music:I love the 70's Volume 2

Forget navel gazing...get out that mirror!
Warning: Links contain lots of talk about girlie bits and not in the happyfun way..

So over on [info]stupid_free, a post is made mocking a post in [info]vaginapagina discussing using hydrogen peroxide to cleanse themselves. [info]wieimmer starts off the fun with this:

Oh, gosh. I'm a girl and I totally cringed at that. Seriously, can there be a TMI note? As much as I appreciate vag-cleaning tips, I'd appreciate a bit of a warning before I click on that. D:

People basically tell [info]wieimmer to grow up, and how could she consider the links TMI when it says right in the post what it's about. Things still aren't horribly wanky until this exchange takes place:

[info]bluemamie: If you were my daughter I'd send you to the bathroom with a hand mirror and some Planned Parenthood tracts. Stat.
:)


[info]dindin: Because no one's ever complete without having examined their vagina with a hand mirror.

[info]chrushdmb: actually, every women should examine themselves with a hand mirror.

[info]dindin: Um, no. Every "women" doesn't need to, really. Frankly I have better things to do with my time and I'm well acquainted with my own anatomy.

[info]crushdmb: Yes, yes you should. I've had doctors actually suggest it. And how long would it take? Five minutes? Tops? And what is more important than your health?

[info]dindin: Hey, you want to sit around with a hand mirror, and your own crotch be my guest. I'll take care of my own health, thanks.


And it just goes downhill from there.



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[info]julian_black
2007-05-10 12:12 am UTC (link)
This thread really brought all the "WTF? LOL" to the yard.

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[info]edgyspice
2007-05-10 12:31 am UTC (link)
I posted in that thread. I'll just be over here in the corner flagellating myself.

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[info]emiweebee
2007-05-10 12:40 am UTC (link)
Oh holy...

"Hi! I've never been to a doctor in my life, but I'm healthy! I can tell because...um...I CAN TELL, okay???"

Where is that girl's mother?

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dracothelizard
2007-05-10 10:21 pm UTC (link)
She's just never been to a gyno, and since she's never had sex, or has any complaints, I don't really see why she should at 19. I'm 21 and have never been to a gynaecologist and don't really see the need to in the immediate future.

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(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2007-05-11 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2007-05-11 09:15 am UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2007-05-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
I'm really glad you posted it, though, because it helped reassure some of my (ridiculous) fears about gynos.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-05-10 01:29 am UTC (link)
It's not fun, but you live.

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2007-05-10 01:34 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2007-05-10 06:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2007-05-10 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2007-05-10 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-05-10 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]come_love_sleep, 2007-05-10 04:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-05-10 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]come_love_sleep, 2007-05-10 11:05 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-05-10 10:26 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sidewinder, 2007-05-10 12:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2007-05-10 03:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_mouse, 2007-05-11 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2007-05-10 03:24 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2007-05-10 08:20 pm UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2007-05-10 01:40 pm UTC (link)
Using the only vaguely sexuality-related icon I have...

One thing you may want to consider is specifically going to a female gynecologist; in addition to the absence of the weird factor (yes, we're all intellectual and adults and you know that he's a doctor and he has to do this, but sometimes it does feel slightly weird to have a guy checking out the hoo-hoo when he's not about to do sexy things to it), if you think about it -- a female doctor not only would be a gynecologist, she'd have to be the patient of a gynecologist, and so she would know what all the tests feel like. Not that male doctors aren't gentle -- I've been to both male and female gynecologists -- but female doctors just get it on a level that male doctors can't, so I've found that they're slightly more careful.

Not that guys are all wham-bang torture; they can also be gentle too. This is a subtle thing, but it can be something else you can try to do to control the situation if you're still a little nervous.

(And I'll chime in on the pain factor that -- there isn't much, really. I'd actually kind of compare it to a mosquito bite on the pain scale.)

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(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-05-10 02:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marciamarcia, 2007-05-10 03:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-10 04:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-05-10 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-05-10 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-10 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-05-10 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2007-05-10 08:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chester_w, 2007-05-12 12:30 am UTC

[info]nekoama
2007-05-10 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, really.
I'm still terrified to go, though. :/

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[info]sailorjpg
2007-05-10 12:56 am UTC (link)
I think the ultimate irony for Miss_Mandy would be that she either fell off a bike when she was 3 and it tore her hymen, or that she was abused by a reletive and surpressed the memories.

Yes, I AM an evil person.

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[info]ravenclaw_devi
2007-05-10 01:02 am UTC (link)
or that she was abused by a reletive and surpressed the memories.

Even with the "I'm an evil person" disclaimer, that's nothing to joke about.

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(no subject) - [info]mael, 2007-05-10 01:09 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sailorjpg, 2007-05-10 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-05-10 02:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2007-05-10 02:36 am UTC
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[info]onaga
2007-05-10 01:38 am UTC (link)
Yeah, you are evil. And I'm not in the least being sarcastic.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-05-10 11:54 am UTC (link)
Wow, you went from amusing to utterly creepy in two seconds. That's both impressive and fucked up.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2007-05-10 03:48 pm UTC

[info]tez
2007-05-10 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Just...wow. *stamp*

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[info]puipui
2007-05-10 05:41 pm UTC (link)
You suck.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-10 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Dude, what?

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[info]alya1989262
2007-05-10 10:41 pm UTC (link)
This was neither funny nor even ironic.

Fuck off. Please.

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[info]tao_tao
2007-05-11 03:19 am UTC (link)
... Apart from everything else: "I don't want to have a painful messy experience in some doctor's praxis" - "The ultimate irony would be that she hasn't got a hymen anymore!" doesn't even make the slightest bit of sense.

That's as fucking ironic as being afraid of the dentist while having healthy teeth. Or maybe as ironic as you trying to say something witty although you fell off your bike at 3 and broke your brain. Not ironic at all, just utterly unnecessary.

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[info]sadisticferret
2007-05-10 02:07 am UTC (link)
the penetration of a penis makes you no longer a virgin.

Which means that lesbians can have as much sex as we want and still be virgins! Hooray!

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[info]out_bottle
2007-05-10 02:31 am UTC (link)
Yay loophole!

Wait, that doesn't sound right...

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-05-10 05:18 am UTC

[info]princessdot
2007-05-10 04:53 am UTC (link)
*sporfle*

ow that hurt! =p

~coughing now~

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[info]vzg
2007-05-10 05:20 am UTC (link)
This explains to me how Athena and... those other two goddesses I can't remember (Diana? Artemis? Something. *has forgotten most of what she learned of Greek mythology*) stayed virginal. They were banging each other! :D

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(no subject) - [info]omega, 2007-05-10 05:43 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-05-10 01:09 pm UTC
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[info]eilan
2007-05-10 06:09 am UTC (link)
And as far as I can see, nobody has told her that the hymen does not seal her shut and this is how a speculum can go in and not break your hymen. How does she think the blood comes out?

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(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2007-05-10 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2007-05-10 06:51 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2007-05-10 12:01 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2007-05-10 01:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-05-10 01:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2007-05-10 06:07 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2007-05-10 02:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2007-05-10 03:51 pm UTC
Creepy! - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-05-11 05:07 am UTC
Re: Creepy! - [info]mindset, 2007-05-11 07:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2007-05-10 03:23 pm UTC
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[info]semtex
2007-05-10 07:07 am UTC (link)
Ah, but the "It's not like it starts shooting sparks when things go wrong.." comment is pure comedy gold.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-05-10 08:52 am UTC (link)
Dude, I know. Once I found out how much fun it was to stick things in my vagina I couldn't stop doing it. I absolutely cannot relate to someone being scared of fingers going in there. Fingers *wiggle* and can get to G-spots!!!

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(no subject) - [info]bluenakedlady, 2007-05-10 06:07 pm UTC
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[info]honorh
2007-05-10 08:05 pm UTC (link)
OMG I'LL HAVE TO GIVE UP MY PROFESSIONAL STATUS CUZ OF THE EV0L SPECULUM!!!!!

*sobs, tears veil*

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