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Oxydosic ([info]oxydosic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-09 19:07:00


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Current mood:*thud*
Current music:I love the 70's Volume 2

Forget navel gazing...get out that mirror!
Warning: Links contain lots of talk about girlie bits and not in the happyfun way..

So over on [info]stupid_free, a post is made mocking a post in [info]vaginapagina discussing using hydrogen peroxide to cleanse themselves. [info]wieimmer starts off the fun with this:

Oh, gosh. I'm a girl and I totally cringed at that. Seriously, can there be a TMI note? As much as I appreciate vag-cleaning tips, I'd appreciate a bit of a warning before I click on that. D:

People basically tell [info]wieimmer to grow up, and how could she consider the links TMI when it says right in the post what it's about. Things still aren't horribly wanky until this exchange takes place:

[info]bluemamie: If you were my daughter I'd send you to the bathroom with a hand mirror and some Planned Parenthood tracts. Stat.
:)


[info]dindin: Because no one's ever complete without having examined their vagina with a hand mirror.

[info]chrushdmb: actually, every women should examine themselves with a hand mirror.

[info]dindin: Um, no. Every "women" doesn't need to, really. Frankly I have better things to do with my time and I'm well acquainted with my own anatomy.

[info]crushdmb: Yes, yes you should. I've had doctors actually suggest it. And how long would it take? Five minutes? Tops? And what is more important than your health?

[info]dindin: Hey, you want to sit around with a hand mirror, and your own crotch be my guest. I'll take care of my own health, thanks.


And it just goes downhill from there.



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[info]sailorjpg
2007-05-10 12:56 am UTC (link)
I think the ultimate irony for Miss_Mandy would be that she either fell off a bike when she was 3 and it tore her hymen, or that she was abused by a reletive and surpressed the memories.

Yes, I AM an evil person.

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[info]ravenclaw_devi
2007-05-10 01:02 am UTC (link)
or that she was abused by a reletive and surpressed the memories.

Even with the "I'm an evil person" disclaimer, that's nothing to joke about.

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[info]mael
2007-05-10 01:09 am UTC (link)
Seriously.

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[info]esclaramonde
2007-05-10 01:27 am UTC (link)
IAWTC

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[info]sailorjpg
2007-05-10 01:46 am UTC (link)
I didn't say it would be funny. I said it would be ironic.

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-05-10 02:02 am UTC (link)
Given, we are kind of here to say funny things. And irony is usually some kind of funny.

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[info]esclaramonde
2007-05-10 02:36 am UTC (link)
Er, it's still a sucky thing to say?

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[info]wankaholic
2007-05-10 07:31 am UTC (link)
It's a bit late to start backpedaling, sweetheart.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-05-10 11:58 am UTC (link)
Don't be an idiot.

PS: Your otp sucks.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-05-10 01:46 am UTC (link)
Aye.

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[info]onaga
2007-05-10 01:38 am UTC (link)
Yeah, you are evil. And I'm not in the least being sarcastic.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-05-10 11:54 am UTC (link)
Wow, you went from amusing to utterly creepy in two seconds. That's both impressive and fucked up.

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[info]sorchar
2007-05-10 03:48 pm UTC (link)
In that "You're not nearly as cute as you think you are" way.

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[info]tez
2007-05-10 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Just...wow. *stamp*

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[info]puipui
2007-05-10 05:41 pm UTC (link)
You suck.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-10 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Dude, what?

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[info]alya1989262
2007-05-10 10:41 pm UTC (link)
This was neither funny nor even ironic.

Fuck off. Please.

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[info]tao_tao
2007-05-11 03:19 am UTC (link)
... Apart from everything else: "I don't want to have a painful messy experience in some doctor's praxis" - "The ultimate irony would be that she hasn't got a hymen anymore!" doesn't even make the slightest bit of sense.

That's as fucking ironic as being afraid of the dentist while having healthy teeth. Or maybe as ironic as you trying to say something witty although you fell off your bike at 3 and broke your brain. Not ironic at all, just utterly unnecessary.

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