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Oxydosic ([info]oxydosic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-09 19:07:00


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Current mood:*thud*
Current music:I love the 70's Volume 2

Forget navel gazing...get out that mirror!
Warning: Links contain lots of talk about girlie bits and not in the happyfun way..

So over on [info]stupid_free, a post is made mocking a post in [info]vaginapagina discussing using hydrogen peroxide to cleanse themselves. [info]wieimmer starts off the fun with this:

Oh, gosh. I'm a girl and I totally cringed at that. Seriously, can there be a TMI note? As much as I appreciate vag-cleaning tips, I'd appreciate a bit of a warning before I click on that. D:

People basically tell [info]wieimmer to grow up, and how could she consider the links TMI when it says right in the post what it's about. Things still aren't horribly wanky until this exchange takes place:

[info]bluemamie: If you were my daughter I'd send you to the bathroom with a hand mirror and some Planned Parenthood tracts. Stat.
:)


[info]dindin: Because no one's ever complete without having examined their vagina with a hand mirror.

[info]chrushdmb: actually, every women should examine themselves with a hand mirror.

[info]dindin: Um, no. Every "women" doesn't need to, really. Frankly I have better things to do with my time and I'm well acquainted with my own anatomy.

[info]crushdmb: Yes, yes you should. I've had doctors actually suggest it. And how long would it take? Five minutes? Tops? And what is more important than your health?

[info]dindin: Hey, you want to sit around with a hand mirror, and your own crotch be my guest. I'll take care of my own health, thanks.


And it just goes downhill from there.



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[info]threegoldfish
2007-05-10 01:25 am UTC (link)
I find all sexual organs slightly off putting when not engaged in a making squelchy noises state. One's gonna stab you to death and the other is gonna eat your face.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-05-10 01:26 am UTC (link)
Yea. I mean, I won't be going into gynecology anytime soon.

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[info]threegoldfish
2007-05-10 01:31 am UTC (link)
My mom used to try and talk me into going into nursing. Ew, no. People ooze. like selling books kthnx.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-05-10 01:34 am UTC (link)
I'll take brains over the rest of the body anytime.

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-10 03:11 am UTC (link)
Well, the brain all by itself is kinda squishy-icky, too, now, isn't it?

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[info]seiberwing
2007-05-10 03:13 am UTC (link)
Only up close.

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-10 03:20 am UTC (link)
Really?
*gets out the skullcracker*

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[info]seiberwing
2007-05-10 03:23 am UTC (link)
*likes brains in photos and on House*

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One of my past jobs..
[info]semtex
2007-05-10 07:02 am UTC (link)
I photographed brains. They tend to...slide. Especially after a few minutes under some hot lights.

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Re: One of my past jobs..
[info]seiberwing
2007-05-10 11:10 am UTC (link)
....what job was this?

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Re: One of my past jobs..
[info]sepiamagpie
2007-05-10 11:52 am UTC (link)
It wasn't so much of a job as a 'hobby'.

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Re: One of my past jobs..
[info]seiberwing
2007-05-10 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Your hobby was taking pictures of brains?

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Re: One of my past jobs..
[info]sepiamagpie
2007-05-10 02:04 pm UTC (link)
No, my hobby is making jokes that no one gets.

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Re: One of my past jobs..
[info]puipui
2007-05-10 05:20 pm UTC (link)
The fun part is getting them out of the skull first.

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Re: One of my past jobs..
[info]jrs1980
2007-05-10 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Ice cream scoop.

Dipped in hot water first, of course.

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Re: One of my past jobs..
[info]semtex
2007-05-10 03:08 pm UTC (link)
Pathology photography

It didn't pay very well, though. That was five years ago. Now the field's pretty much obsolete.

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Re: One of my past jobs..
[info]seiberwing
2007-05-10 03:15 pm UTC (link)
Cool.

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[info]sorchar
2007-05-10 06:38 am UTC (link)
You have win a intarwebz!

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[info]wtf
2007-05-11 08:55 am UTC (link)
I'm married with a kid and yet manbits still make me giggle. They're just silly looking!

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