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Oxydosic ([info]oxydosic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-09 19:07:00


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Current mood:*thud*
Current music:I love the 70's Volume 2

Forget navel gazing...get out that mirror!
Warning: Links contain lots of talk about girlie bits and not in the happyfun way..

So over on [info]stupid_free, a post is made mocking a post in [info]vaginapagina discussing using hydrogen peroxide to cleanse themselves. [info]wieimmer starts off the fun with this:

Oh, gosh. I'm a girl and I totally cringed at that. Seriously, can there be a TMI note? As much as I appreciate vag-cleaning tips, I'd appreciate a bit of a warning before I click on that. D:

People basically tell [info]wieimmer to grow up, and how could she consider the links TMI when it says right in the post what it's about. Things still aren't horribly wanky until this exchange takes place:

[info]bluemamie: If you were my daughter I'd send you to the bathroom with a hand mirror and some Planned Parenthood tracts. Stat.
:)


[info]dindin: Because no one's ever complete without having examined their vagina with a hand mirror.

[info]chrushdmb: actually, every women should examine themselves with a hand mirror.

[info]dindin: Um, no. Every "women" doesn't need to, really. Frankly I have better things to do with my time and I'm well acquainted with my own anatomy.

[info]crushdmb: Yes, yes you should. I've had doctors actually suggest it. And how long would it take? Five minutes? Tops? And what is more important than your health?

[info]dindin: Hey, you want to sit around with a hand mirror, and your own crotch be my guest. I'll take care of my own health, thanks.


And it just goes downhill from there.



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[info]napalmnacey
2007-05-10 08:52 am UTC (link)
Dude, I know. Once I found out how much fun it was to stick things in my vagina I couldn't stop doing it. I absolutely cannot relate to someone being scared of fingers going in there. Fingers *wiggle* and can get to G-spots!!!

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[info]bluenakedlady
2007-05-10 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Er...I can. It's somewhat disconcerting to have a gyno hit your G-spot during an exam. (and now for the TMI bit: the reason he was rooting around there was to check if I'd torn the lining during sex that got slightly out of control)

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[info]funwithrage
2007-05-10 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. Involuntary sexual response is a leetle unsettling there. "Um. It's not you. Really. You're not that sexy--I mean, not that you're *not* sexy, just...not my type! Really! Um."

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[info]bluenakedlady
2007-05-10 06:30 pm UTC (link)
*nodnod*

Especially if they then say: "Don't worry, it happens all the time." As if that's supposed to make me feel better.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-05-11 04:19 am UTC (link)
BWAHahahahaha! Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. I'm the sort of person that told the nurse when my surprise enema didn't feel bad at all but actually felt quite pleasant and congratulated her on a job well done. I'm a weirdo. LOL!

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