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Forget navel gazing...get out that mirror!
Warning: Links contain lots of talk about girlie bits and not in the happyfun way..

So over on stupid_free, a post is made mocking a post in vaginapagina discussing using hydrogen peroxide to cleanse themselves. wieimmer starts off the fun with this:

Oh, gosh. I'm a girl and I totally cringed at that. Seriously, can there be a TMI note? As much as I appreciate vag-cleaning tips, I'd appreciate a bit of a warning before I click on that. D:

People basically tell wieimmer to grow up, and how could she consider the links TMI when it says right in the post what it's about. Things still aren't horribly wanky until this exchange takes place:

bluemamie: If you were my daughter I'd send you to the bathroom with a hand mirror and some Planned Parenthood tracts. Stat.
:)

dindin: Because no one's ever complete without having examined their vagina with a hand mirror.

chrushdmb: actually, every women should examine themselves with a hand mirror.

dindin: Um, no. Every "women" doesn't need to, really. Frankly I have better things to do with my time and I'm well acquainted with my own anatomy.

crushdmb: Yes, yes you should. I've had doctors actually suggest it. And how long would it take? Five minutes? Tops? And what is more important than your health?

dindin: Hey, you want to sit around with a hand mirror, and your own crotch be my guest. I'll take care of my own health, thanks.

And it just goes downhill from there.

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queencallipygos
2007-05-10 02:23 pm UTC (link)

Hee!

In all seriousness -- the guy and I were involved for about a year and a half after that, and he is still one of my absolute best friends -- we've become each other's default wedding dates, he's the first guy I call when someone else breaks up with me; it's kind of like we're Will and Grace now, except he's straight.

As for immediately following that date - well, he insisted that I stay with him for a week after I was released from the hospital, because I lived in a 4th floor walkup and had a loft bed, but he had an elevator building and it would be easier for me to get around -- plus he wanted to look after me. (There's a reason I've stayed friends after the breakup; this guy is a complete angel.) So it's a little fuzzy whether there actually was a formal "third date" or we just catapulted straight into "fuck it, you've changed my bedpan, let's just stop being coy and admit we're a couple already."

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	kadath 2007-05-10 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, I have the warm fuzzies. ^___^ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

queencallipygos
2007-05-10 03:08 pm UTC (link)

I did too. :-) But what also completely won me over was that he also punctured the warm fuzzies with a gleefully sick sense of humor; he told me later after that moment in the room with the doctor (and yes, he seriously DID whip out the Polaroids and show us) that he had been tempted to ask for copies so he could put them in a pretty frame on his desk at his office, just so he could ask people, "hey, wanna see a picture of my girlfriend?"

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