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Oxydosic ([info]oxydosic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-09 19:07:00


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Current mood:*thud*
Current music:I love the 70's Volume 2

Forget navel gazing...get out that mirror!
Warning: Links contain lots of talk about girlie bits and not in the happyfun way..

So over on [info]stupid_free, a post is made mocking a post in [info]vaginapagina discussing using hydrogen peroxide to cleanse themselves. [info]wieimmer starts off the fun with this:

Oh, gosh. I'm a girl and I totally cringed at that. Seriously, can there be a TMI note? As much as I appreciate vag-cleaning tips, I'd appreciate a bit of a warning before I click on that. D:

People basically tell [info]wieimmer to grow up, and how could she consider the links TMI when it says right in the post what it's about. Things still aren't horribly wanky until this exchange takes place:

[info]bluemamie: If you were my daughter I'd send you to the bathroom with a hand mirror and some Planned Parenthood tracts. Stat.
:)


[info]dindin: Because no one's ever complete without having examined their vagina with a hand mirror.

[info]chrushdmb: actually, every women should examine themselves with a hand mirror.

[info]dindin: Um, no. Every "women" doesn't need to, really. Frankly I have better things to do with my time and I'm well acquainted with my own anatomy.

[info]crushdmb: Yes, yes you should. I've had doctors actually suggest it. And how long would it take? Five minutes? Tops? And what is more important than your health?

[info]dindin: Hey, you want to sit around with a hand mirror, and your own crotch be my guest. I'll take care of my own health, thanks.


And it just goes downhill from there.



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[info]tehrin
2007-05-10 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston on SNL is dramatically reading in my head and saying "I like my vagina. Sometimes I stare at it in the mirror, when I'm undressing, and wonder what it would look like without any hair. Sometimes I sit at the edge of my bed, spread my legs and stare into the mirror, and wonder what others see. I love my vagina. It is the complete summation of my life."


I miss Phil.

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[info]hallidae
2007-05-10 04:28 pm UTC (link)
::cleaning pizza cheese out of sinuses and still laughing despite the pain::

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[info]puipui
2007-05-10 05:35 pm UTC (link)
I miss Phil.

YES. Sigh.

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[info]oxydosic
2007-05-10 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh my God I thought the exact same thing when I first read the wank. That was one of the best things ever.

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