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Forget navel gazing...get out that mirror!
Warning: Links contain lots of talk about girlie bits and not in the happyfun way..

So over on stupid_free, a post is made mocking a post in vaginapagina discussing using hydrogen peroxide to cleanse themselves. wieimmer starts off the fun with this:

Oh, gosh. I'm a girl and I totally cringed at that. Seriously, can there be a TMI note? As much as I appreciate vag-cleaning tips, I'd appreciate a bit of a warning before I click on that. D:

People basically tell wieimmer to grow up, and how could she consider the links TMI when it says right in the post what it's about. Things still aren't horribly wanky until this exchange takes place:

bluemamie: If you were my daughter I'd send you to the bathroom with a hand mirror and some Planned Parenthood tracts. Stat.
:)

dindin: Because no one's ever complete without having examined their vagina with a hand mirror.

chrushdmb: actually, every women should examine themselves with a hand mirror.

dindin: Um, no. Every "women" doesn't need to, really. Frankly I have better things to do with my time and I'm well acquainted with my own anatomy.

crushdmb: Yes, yes you should. I've had doctors actually suggest it. And how long would it take? Five minutes? Tops? And what is more important than your health?

dindin: Hey, you want to sit around with a hand mirror, and your own crotch be my guest. I'll take care of my own health, thanks.

And it just goes downhill from there.

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dez_chan
2007-05-10 05:13 pm UTC (link)

From this thread fragment.

If nothing has been inside my vagina and everything is in working order I'd call that healthy. And if something was seriously wrong with my insides, I think some symptoms would start to show.

Unless, y'know, it was the first stages of ovarian, uterine, or cervical cancer. But hey, nothing to worry about, right?! After all, only durty hors get those, and people who sleep in their underwear. *eyeroll*

But the sentence, It's not like it starts shooting sparks when things go wrong.. = win. So win.

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	oxydosic 2007-05-10 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	I have a friend who adamantly believes that the only people who get herpes are the ones who fuck everything with a heartbeat. That kind of attitude just drives me nuts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dez_chan 2007-05-10 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	I have a friend who married someone with herpes...oh, but don't worry, she got it from a toilet seat. Things like that and this thread make me want to teach sex ed. Extremely basic sex ed. Like, "Tampons aren't at all like a penis, and a speculum won't take your virginity because your hymen isn't directly at the opening of your vagina." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2007-05-11 10:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm almost afraid to ask where you think the hymen is. Over the nostrils? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dez_chan 2007-05-11 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it's a bit further in the vagina than right across the opening. If that were the case, you'd rupture it the first time you stuck your finger in there for any purpose, and then yes, you could be "devirginized" by a speculum. At least, that's where mine was. Maybe I'm some kind of anatomical freak. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-05-12 05:18 am UTC (link)
	.... opens mouth ....No. I'm not gonna start. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dez_chan 2007-05-13 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Okay, apparently I didn't word this well enough as this is the second comment I've gotten. Let me rephrase: if you parted the lips of the vulva, the first thing you would see wouldn't be the hymen. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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