I would just like to hold this up as a shining example of just how to write a wank-report, and shove it down the throats of the funny-deficient. I love how you roast both sides while taking sides with neither, and the L. Ron Hubbard point was nicely played. You made this wank seem fun and interesting before I even decided to wander over the the LJ in quetion, and that my friend is a rare rare gift.

*offers you a lovely discount halo*