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cookies taste better with funneh ([info]cookie_love) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-10 22:34:00


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I was checking my friends page over at LJ, when at the top I spot a post by nyjoder over at stupid_free. After some link checking, I think I've got the gist of why "twatwaffle" has his knickers in a twist.

You see, stupid_free linked to a post over at thequestionclub where njyoder was being a dick informing the OP that her icon was most misleading. It didn't show, in his tactful words, "how fat you truly are." Needless to say, there is wank (and a mod smackdown), which is why it was on stupid_free.

But that's not the only thing that made it to the community, as everyone's favorite long-winded wonder shows up himself. He's determine to help the stupid people of the world understand the true meaning of "misleading":

mis·lead /mɪsˈlid/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[mis-leed] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -led, -lead·ing. –verb (used with object) 1. to lead or guide wrongly; lead astray. 2. to lead into error of conduct, thought, or judgment. –verb (used without object) 3. to be misleading; tend to deceive: vague directions that often mislead

Clearly, people with icons of anime characters and animals are intending to deceive people into think that they're not actually live human beings! And just look at all the people who fell into the deception...all, 0 of them. And people using real pictures of themselves on the internet that deliberately try to hide their ugliness? Not deceptive at all. People never try to do that anyway. Prediction: many stupid, unrelated and uncreative insults to this post, because they lack the ability to defend their ignorance of the word 'misleading.'


Did anyone defend their ignorance of misleading? I honestly don't know. Did everyone and their brother poke/mock the troll? You bet your sweet ass they did.


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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]barankhy
2007-05-11 06:55 am UTC (link)
Gah... my inner amateur linguist is crying, I say! Tears of despair! So much fail!
[rant on] German and English are zomg!sister languages! And German is not an agglutinative language (just look at Finnish for that!). It just likes compounds. [rant off]

Such an assviolin.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]blackflag
2007-05-11 07:56 am UTC (link)
Assviolin! What a fantastic word! I must use it!

/me is also misleading people into thinking she's a little known Scottish actor named Hans Matheson.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]barankhy
2007-05-11 08:20 am UTC (link)
God bless the Arschgeige ;-)

I am one of those who don't know this Hans Matheson, but I just googled him and must now stare at teh pretteh.

And oh yeah, I actually am an equation concerning the intarwebz. Fo' real!

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]blackflag
2007-05-11 08:38 am UTC (link)
He is a very pretty, sexy man. Mmmmhmmm. The pictures, they do not lie.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]tianxiaode
2007-05-14 02:50 am UTC (link)
Arschgeige is even better than assviolin.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]rikiki
2007-05-14 04:55 pm UTC (link)
It is. O.o

I wonder what my German professor would think if I just randomly put that on this application for a study-abroad trip I should be filling out.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]lady_red
2007-05-11 09:39 am UTC (link)
Who is this Hans Matheson?

*googles*
*stares at results*
*stares some more*

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]blackflag
2007-05-11 10:00 am UTC (link)
*converts the masses*

*cackles with glee*

Ahem. Yes. He's quite lovely. Has some comms on LJ related to him.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]harrylovesron
2007-05-11 02:23 pm UTC (link)
I AM INTRIGUED BY THIS LITTLE KNOWN SCOTTISH ACTOR NAMED HANS MATHESON.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]blackflag
2007-05-11 09:02 pm UTC (link)
HE IS LOVELY! Feast your eyes: http://www.hansmatheson.org/ and http://www.anarchisma.net/hmas/ and on LJ, [info]hans_matheson, [info]hans_stills and [info]hans_tongue as that tongue is so...dexterous. Yes, dexterous. Mhm. Mmmmm.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]harrylovesron
2007-05-11 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Oh, dearie me. <3 I'll be in my bunk.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]blackflag
2007-05-11 09:30 pm UTC (link)
I just know that that tongue would do all kinds of unspeakably filthy and wonderful things. Mmmm.


...yeah, I'll be in my bunk too.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 03:12 pm UTC (link)
I did not know that he was Scottish. I did, however, know that he was foxy. Thank you for reminding me.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]blackflag
2007-05-11 09:02 pm UTC (link)
He is a sexy, sexy lad. Oh yes.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]cookie_love
2007-05-11 10:09 am UTC (link)
Best insult ever? Best insult ever.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]njyoder
2007-05-12 12:24 am UTC (link)
If you're an amateur linguist, then you should be crying over people calling a word in common usage incorrect.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]onyxnoir
2007-05-12 02:04 am UTC (link)
I'm njyoder and you guys need to pat eachother on the back to justify your vendetta.



Eachother is not a word.

Each other is not a word, it is two.

Either way, you FAIL.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]njyoder
2007-05-12 02:07 am UTC (link)
Strangely, simply asserting something to be true doesn't make it true.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]onyxnoir
2007-05-12 02:13 am UTC (link)
Look it up before you embarrass yourself further.

I call Troll.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]njyoder
2007-05-12 02:19 am UTC (link)
I did and I determined that I was completely right. It is, in fact, common usage. You can attempt to prove otherwise, if you wish. Go read my comments in the linked post before you humiliated yourself further.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]cookie_love
2007-05-12 03:00 am UTC (link)
I want to call troll...but he seems to be completely serious.

It's like he's broken through to a whole different level of internet stupidity.

It reminds me of Pokemon evolution.

Flamer < Troll < ???

Is there a name for that next level?

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Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 03:22 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-12 03:46 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 03:53 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-12 04:23 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 04:26 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-12 04:46 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 04:53 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - (Anonymous), 2007-05-12 04:59 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 05:02 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - (Anonymous), 2007-05-12 07:44 pm UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-12 05:07 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - (Anonymous), 2007-05-14 05:40 pm UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]silrana, 2007-05-12 03:41 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 03:45 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-12 04:06 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 04:11 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-12 04:44 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 04:51 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-12 05:04 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 05:06 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-12 05:19 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]silrana, 2007-05-12 04:07 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 04:14 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]silrana, 2007-05-12 04:27 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 04:35 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]silrana, 2007-05-12 04:50 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 04:59 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]silrana, 2007-05-12 05:18 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-14 04:46 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - (Anonymous), 2007-05-14 05:44 pm UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]greenling, 2007-05-12 06:36 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-14 04:49 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]njyoder, 2007-05-12 03:59 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-12 04:29 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]onyxnoir, 2007-05-12 03:41 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading... - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-12 04:03 am UTC
Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]barankhy
2007-05-13 12:59 am UTC (link)
*looks at my comment*
*looks at your comment*
*looks at the resulting thread*

Danke für die Mitarbeit, Pissrinnenverfehler.

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]tehrin
2007-05-13 03:51 am UTC (link)
Is there a German equivalent for "I lol'ed"?

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Re: Talk about misleading...
[info]sakemaki
2007-05-14 12:45 pm UTC (link)
XDXDDDDDDD

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Re: Talk about misleading...
(Anonymous)
2007-05-13 09:41 am UTC (link)
I'd like to know your opinion on my poll about whether or not you're a twatwaffle. The results were overwhelming: you ARE a twatwaffle. I am correct. You cannot argue that I am incorrect.

I propose that njyoder is a twatwaffle and he agrees with me




Lovely doing business with you,

Myf.

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