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Didi ([info]didi) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-14 13:05:00


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On skate shoes and possible shenanigans
Another [info]customers_suck wank:

[info]tijay makes a lengthy post about a kid coming into the store wearing heelies. Kid, while skating, apparently trips over the steps on a nearby escalator and bangs his head.

Result? 911, kid half-dead, in coma (prolly and hopefully died on the way to the hospital, he bleed all over the escalator making 4 people clean up after him. Bitch. His mom is crying and yelling at everyone, escalator gets stopped. People complaint about elevators that are slow and that we need to fix our escalators.

Then we have team meeting, and at least three people confess that they told him and his mom to stop skating. Making our liability 0. At least now, we have banned these goddamn shoes.

That incident just made my day. I will remember it on the bright side for the rest of my life.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand they're off. 324 comments and counting.

Edit: The wank, it hits stupid_free--many thanks to [info]hangingfire for the link.


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[info]tez
2007-05-14 05:43 pm UTC (link)
You can never be too cautious when doppelgangers are concerned.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-05-14 06:14 pm UTC (link)
I have a republican twin on the internet, Tez. I'm... I'm not cool with this.

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[info]tez
2007-05-14 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that's bad. Shall we form a brute squad to go after them?

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-05-15 06:55 am UTC (link)
What if he's on the brute squad?

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[info]tez
2007-05-15 06:58 am UTC (link)
He IS the brute squad.

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[info]gunshou
2007-05-15 08:46 am UTC (link)
♥!

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[info]mmanurere
2007-05-14 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Aw, c'mon, the twin being a Republican just lets you be completely sure that you're the good twin.

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[info]catslash
2007-05-15 03:13 am UTC (link)
Why are we all assuming that Sep wants to be the good twin?

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[info]mmanurere
2007-05-15 07:16 am UTC (link)
Because if you're the good twin you can get away with more!

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[info]alya1989262
2007-05-14 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Omg, you h0r, I'm so tired of the cliches that Republicans are the bad guys! It's so unfair!

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-05-15 03:20 am UTC (link)
STOP EATING BABIES IN KITTEN SAUCE THEN!

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[info]t_boy
2007-05-15 04:13 am UTC (link)

But the taste! It is irresistible!

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[info]alya1989262
2007-05-15 10:07 am UTC (link)
*sniffles* Liberals are meanies. :(

*waits for someone to go LIBERAL DOESN'T MEAN DEMOCRAT AND VICE-VERSA*

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-15 10:17 am UTC (link)
OMG LIBRAL DUSNT MEEN DEMOKRÄZ U RIGHTONUTWINGFASCISTCUNTBAGH=R...POOPHED!!!111!!

Was it good for you, too?

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[info]alya1989262
2007-05-15 04:39 pm UTC (link)
Great! This almost feels like every single political Metaquotes post.

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-15 04:44 pm UTC (link)
We only need something about the liberal/Jewish media and the tent-peg effect of public education, and we're good to go!

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