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Didi ([info]didi) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-14 13:05:00


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On skate shoes and possible shenanigans
Another [info]customers_suck wank:

[info]tijay makes a lengthy post about a kid coming into the store wearing heelies. Kid, while skating, apparently trips over the steps on a nearby escalator and bangs his head.

Result? 911, kid half-dead, in coma (prolly and hopefully died on the way to the hospital, he bleed all over the escalator making 4 people clean up after him. Bitch. His mom is crying and yelling at everyone, escalator gets stopped. People complaint about elevators that are slow and that we need to fix our escalators.

Then we have team meeting, and at least three people confess that they told him and his mom to stop skating. Making our liability 0. At least now, we have banned these goddamn shoes.

That incident just made my day. I will remember it on the bright side for the rest of my life.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand they're off. 324 comments and counting.

Edit: The wank, it hits stupid_free--many thanks to [info]hangingfire for the link.


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[info]kittenmommy
2007-05-14 09:57 pm UTC (link)

Kittens.

ZOMG U EBOL H0R!!!oneoneone!!!!

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-05-14 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Just their ashes!

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[info]kittenmommy
2007-05-14 10:08 pm UTC (link)

Just their ashes!

Sicko! You'll burn in Hell for this!

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[info]mister_terrific
2007-05-14 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh come on.

Check your grill temperature BEFORE putting the kittens on, and that ash problem will go right away. Or use the George Foreman model, and you can regulate cooking time easily.

Plus, it's fun to watch their paws twitch in their death throes.

Mister Terrific
Can't Believe He Said That
Will Surely Burn On Foreman Grill For It

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*ded*
[info]semtex
2007-05-15 06:38 am UTC (link)
This thread pleases lolsnake!

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[info]puipui
2007-05-14 10:48 pm UTC (link)
I like to mix kitten ashes with sugar and sprinkle it on buttered toast. It's part of this nutritional breakfast!

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-15 09:59 am UTC (link)
I personally prefer to mix kitten ashes with puppy blood and use it as a marinade for chopped baby liver. But I *am* more of a dinner than a breakfast person.

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[info]wakkymse
2007-05-26 08:59 am UTC (link)
Just their ashes!

They better damn well be Zippo-brand, or no deal!

-lee...*cues Doom music and whistles...*

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