On skate shoes and possible shenanigans
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tijay makes a lengthy post about a kid coming into the store wearing heelies. Kid, while skating, apparently trips over the steps on a nearby escalator and bangs his head.

Result? 911, kid half-dead, in coma (prolly and hopefully died on the way to the hospital, he bleed all over the escalator making 4 people clean up after him. Bitch. His mom is crying and yelling at everyone, escalator gets stopped. People complaint about elevators that are slow and that we need to fix our escalators.

Then we have team meeting, and at least three people confess that they told him and his mom to stop skating. Making our liability 0. At least now, we have banned these goddamn shoes.

That incident just made my day. I will remember it on the bright side for the rest of my life.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand they're off. 324 comments and counting.

Edit: The wank, it hits stupid_free--many thanks to

hangingfire for the link.

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	pantyless_angel 2007-05-14 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Prepare your self for the unbelievable stupidity. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070513/ap_on_re_us/faked_attack;_ylt=Ag.qnNswGtCmL5zrZNeSdi_MWM0F (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fuzzybluelogic 2007-05-14 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	What the FUCK is THIS shit? Yeah, I'd be kicking people in the nuts/vag if they pulled that on my kid or any kid I knew. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-05-14 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	I had a biology teacher who would stage his own shooting 'death' as an opener to lectures on adrenalin surges. He was made to stop and complained very bitterly about it. Tuh. Whiny kids and their panic attacks... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pantyless_angel 2007-05-15 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Shootings are so cliche these days anyway. He needs to come up with something more original, If your school is anything like mine was he could always have someone fall through the ceiling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ghostmaster 2007-05-15 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Pulled under the stage by a Cthulu-like demon. No one would ever believe it, but that would be awesome to see. plots (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

t_boy
2007-05-15 04:08 am UTC (link)

If a teacher can do a disappearing act the way Abd-al-Hazred did it at the end of his career, it would be awesome.

Mind you, an awesome that would be filled with screams, crunching noises and the sounds of the whole student body vacating their bowels and bladders, but still.

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	singe 2007-05-15 11:54 am UTC (link)
	This was back in the 80s before the gun fad really took off. I'd call him a progressive if discussing him at all didn't make me twitch. But I like the ceiling idea, heh! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2007-05-15 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Reminds me of an old chemistry teacher I had. He had a little fume hood built over the top of his lecturing podium, so that he could do things while he was talking and you wouldn't be able to see. Somebody'd start nodding off during one of his lectures, then FOOM. Damn effective way of keeping us all awake, I have to admit. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-05-15 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Now that's just cool. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-05-16 12:27 am UTC (link)
	One of the perks for having an old hippie teaching chemistry. (Reply to this)(Parent)

pantyless_angel
2007-05-15 12:02 am UTC (link)

No kidding!

Someone would have to be an uber-moronic ass to do that to anyone at anytime, but to do that after V Tech to the very children LEFT IN YOUR CARE that is a new kind of stupid.

The worst part is (according to a video on MSNBC that I'm to lazy to look for.) after five minuets of thinking they were going to DIE the teacher told them it was a joke. I hope anyone involved in that looses their jobs.

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	hickorydickory 2007-05-15 12:31 am UTC (link)
	An ELEMENTARY SCHOOL? ...D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mrbimble 2007-05-15 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	:cring: yes, it's true. I live in the area. not my kids' school, thank goodness, 'cos there'd be dead teachers after pulling that shit on kids. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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