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Altoids Addict ([info]altoidsaddict) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-15 23:44:00


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With four eyes, we can wank harder.
[info]aint2nuts has a daughter about 9 years old who always forgets her glasses, costing her mother money. She's bought the kid nice frames she likes, she's tried to work it out with the teacher, and... nothing. So she asks [info]thequestionclub for advice. It mostly works out okay.

Randomly, [info]connusdavance snits that it's all [info]aint2nuts's fault for sending the daughter to school in the first place. [info]aint2nuts figures if [info]connusdavance is going to be so adamant about [info]aint2nuts homeschooling her daughter, why not Paypal her so she can afford it? But [info]connusdavance seems to have missed the point. Which is then ignored in favor of placing the blame solely on [info]ain2nuts not being nice, so obviously [info]aint2nuts's daughter acts out because her daughter hates her. Pure, unadulterated hate. Otherwise, kids don't lie. Ever. They are innocent, holy creatures. Trufax. Myself, I think [info]connusdavance has been reading way too much William Blake and will soon be jacked by a kindergardener outside the Toys 'R' Us.

Edited for clarity.

Oh, and [info]aint2nuts has now made a separate post bringing the mockity mock.



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[info]mmanurere
2007-05-16 06:18 am UTC (link)
Do we have an estimate as to how long it'll be before this turns into a religion wank?

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-05-16 06:23 am UTC (link)
That....made no damn sense.

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[info]eilan
2007-05-16 06:26 am UTC (link)
Where do you live?

Damnit, she just had to live in the US. It would have been so great to see [info]connusdavance's reaction to another answer.

Neither of those things will solve the actual problem, that you don't have your daughter's heart. If you did, she wouldn't lie to you and disobey you.

Kids who love their parents never lie to them. I heard it on the internets.

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(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2007-05-17 04:26 am UTC

[info]iris
2007-05-16 06:32 am UTC (link)
...what?

This is not earth logic. D:

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[info]damien
2007-05-16 06:40 am UTC (link)
...I can't tell if your summary made no sense or the wank made no sense. Based on past FW experience, I'd say it's probably the latter. Probably.

*goes to see if her theory is correct*

And hah, fifty-fifty. [info]connusdavus is loco, [info]ain2nuts simply has a sucky username (and I deserve points for not making bad puns about how this argument proves she attracts nuts instead of being them) and dude, I'm just glad that CD didn't start telling us all about her traumatic childhood separation from her mother every day to go to school.

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2007-05-16 07:07 am UTC

[info]doomsday
2007-05-16 06:44 am UTC (link)
Is [info]connusdavance from here? As in Earth?

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-05-16 06:48 am UTC
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[info]wankaholic
2007-05-16 06:47 am UTC (link)
. . . it's like a trainwreck; I know I'm only going to end up banging my head against the desk, yet I keep reading, wondering what she'll say next . . .

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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2007-05-16 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-05-16 06:54 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2007-05-16 07:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2007-05-16 08:18 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2007-05-16 08:28 am UTC

[info]panthea
2007-05-16 06:58 am UTC (link)
Neither of those things will solve the actual problem, that you don't have your daughter's heart. If you did, she wouldn't lie to you and disobey you.

No, she wouldn't. Because then she'd have no heart, and she'd be dead.

On the plus side, at least she wouldn't keep losing her glasses anymore.

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-05-16 08:20 am UTC
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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 07:17 am UTC (link)
Oh, I think [info]slorg_o_rama wins for best reply in a thread with batshit crazy ass people like you crack me up. kthzxbai Indeed.

Also, if my mom had taught me in kindergarten, I'd still be there. I'm just saying. The woman couldn't finish a Sweet Vally Kids book. Oh, [info]connusdavance made me laugh so hard I cried. I needed that, thank you.

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[info]eilan
2007-05-16 07:19 am UTC (link)
Ah, she's the kind to protest in front of Planned parenthoods. Should that surprise me?

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2007-05-16 07:33 am UTC
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[info]aerobot
2007-05-16 08:03 am UTC (link)
So children will only love and obey you if you're smothering them every second.

At least until they elope to Vegas. Whoops.

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[info]onaga
2007-05-16 08:07 am UTC (link)
You have the free time to spend on your children that other breadwinners would have to spend working to support themselves. Instead you have chosen to better yourself.

...[info]connusdavance hasn't been a full-time student since high school, has she.

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-05-16 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2007-05-16 09:18 am UTC

[info]bemysty
2007-05-16 08:27 am UTC (link)
I honestly want to call troll... but I fear she is in fact THAT batshit insane. Which... sort of makes me want to stab her in the ass with a rusty fork.

We really need that device to electrocute people over the internet with.

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(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-05-16 09:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-05-16 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2007-05-16 02:05 pm UTC

[info]saralina25
2007-05-16 08:50 am UTC (link)
Myself, I think connusdavance has been reading way too much William Blake and will soon be jacked by a kindergardener outside the Toys 'R' Us.

She seems more like a Margery Kempe reader, what with her ability to drive everyone around her insane.

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(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2007-05-16 10:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2007-05-16 09:51 pm UTC

ravenousbunny
2007-05-16 09:07 am UTC (link)
It's pretty obvious from both your post and your many replies that you have tried the world's way of parenting and it is failing you.

The world's way of parenting? Uh... what? Is there a specific way the world is interested in raising our kids?

I'm trying to translate the batshit this lady spouts, but it only comes out as a very vague gargling noise in the back of my head.

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(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2007-05-16 02:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - ravenousbunny, 2007-05-17 11:33 pm UTC

[info]silrana
2007-05-16 11:18 am UTC (link)
At times I like I really need a "Get out of my education choice, you're making my education choice look stupid" icon.

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(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2007-05-16 11:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiye, 2007-05-16 01:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-17 04:25 am UTC

[info]tiye
2007-05-16 01:25 pm UTC (link)
Dear [info]connusdavance,

Plz to stop giving homeschooling more of a bad name than it already has, kthxbai.

No love,
A formerly homeschooled person who was *gasp* occasionally irresponsible as a child because -- get this -- I was a child.

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[info]demonbean
2007-05-16 01:32 pm UTC (link)
honestly the whole culture of shoving kids into daycare and/or school so the parents can go out and work is foreign to me.

Weird thing, but ... I've noticed this correlation with working and having the money to feed the kids.

Neither of those things will solve the actual problem, that you don't have your daughter's heart. If you did, she wouldn't lie to you and disobey you.

I only took Princicles of Psych and that STILL makes me want to cry.

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(no subject) - [info]alya1989262, 2007-05-16 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2007-05-16 08:53 pm UTC
The stupid, it burns
[info]hitchhiker42
2007-05-16 01:38 pm UTC (link)
When I was seven, I accidentally "lost" my Latin textbook (Which I really regret doing now.) Just because you're homeschooled doesn't mean you don't deliberately misplace things.

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Re: The stupid, it burns - [info]barankhy, 2007-05-16 03:35 pm UTC

[info]onyxnoir
2007-05-16 01:45 pm UTC (link)
Wow.

[info]connusdavance is special. In a short yellow bus kind of way.

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[info]stella_polaris
2007-05-16 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Must be a non-aggressive troll. I refuse to believe anyone could be that stupid.

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(no subject) - [info]platypus, 2007-05-16 10:00 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2007-05-16 02:08 pm UTC (link)
Dude, that's just all kinds of crazy there.

And am I the only one seeing it, or does this chick's philosophy sound an awful lot like that nutjob who used to be Andrea Yates' religious leader? The whole "your kid hates you and you suck" thing struck me as really familiar.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-05-16 03:34 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]alya1989262, 2007-05-16 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-05-16 08:17 pm UTC
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[info]darthsemicolon
2007-05-16 02:19 pm UTC (link)
You know, I went to public school, and I've never lost a single pair of glasses.

Of course, I wear glasses because I can't see six inches in front of my face without them, but still.

[info]connusdavance is probably one of those crazy people who thinks that all kids should be homeschooled because the world is going to hell because religion is being taken out of the schools. Damn those Darwinists, and all that.

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[info]amand_r
2007-05-16 03:40 pm UTC (link)
I try to stay all controled and rational, but after reading [info]connusdavance's comments, I now understand that icon in which the person slams their head against the keyboard until it's just a bloody stump.

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(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-05-16 05:08 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-16 08:00 pm UTC

[info]altoidsaddict
2007-05-16 03:49 pm UTC (link)
[info]connusdavance is friends with [info]godisprolife. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

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