...I can't tell if your summary made no sense or the wank made no sense. Based on past FW experience, I'd say it's probably the latter. Probably.

*goes to see if her theory is correct*

And hah, fifty-fifty. connusdavus is loco, ain2nuts simply has a sucky username (and I deserve points for not making bad puns about how this argument proves she attracts nuts instead of being them) and dude, I'm just glad that CD didn't start telling us all about her traumatic childhood separation from her mother every day to go to school.