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Altoids Addict ([info]altoidsaddict) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-15 23:44:00


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With four eyes, we can wank harder.
[info]aint2nuts has a daughter about 9 years old who always forgets her glasses, costing her mother money. She's bought the kid nice frames she likes, she's tried to work it out with the teacher, and... nothing. So she asks [info]thequestionclub for advice. It mostly works out okay.

Randomly, [info]connusdavance snits that it's all [info]aint2nuts's fault for sending the daughter to school in the first place. [info]aint2nuts figures if [info]connusdavance is going to be so adamant about [info]aint2nuts homeschooling her daughter, why not Paypal her so she can afford it? But [info]connusdavance seems to have missed the point. Which is then ignored in favor of placing the blame solely on [info]ain2nuts not being nice, so obviously [info]aint2nuts's daughter acts out because her daughter hates her. Pure, unadulterated hate. Otherwise, kids don't lie. Ever. They are innocent, holy creatures. Trufax. Myself, I think [info]connusdavance has been reading way too much William Blake and will soon be jacked by a kindergardener outside the Toys 'R' Us.

Edited for clarity.

Oh, and [info]aint2nuts has now made a separate post bringing the mockity mock.


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[info]eilan
2007-05-16 06:26 am UTC (link)
Where do you live?

Damnit, she just had to live in the US. It would have been so great to see [info]connusdavance's reaction to another answer.

Neither of those things will solve the actual problem, that you don't have your daughter's heart. If you did, she wouldn't lie to you and disobey you.

Kids who love their parents never lie to them. I heard it on the internets.

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[info]rimrunner
2007-05-17 04:26 am UTC (link)
[info]connusdavance has clearly never met any actual children.

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