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Altoids Addict ([info]altoidsaddict) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-15 23:44:00


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With four eyes, we can wank harder.
[info]aint2nuts has a daughter about 9 years old who always forgets her glasses, costing her mother money. She's bought the kid nice frames she likes, she's tried to work it out with the teacher, and... nothing. So she asks [info]thequestionclub for advice. It mostly works out okay.

Randomly, [info]connusdavance snits that it's all [info]aint2nuts's fault for sending the daughter to school in the first place. [info]aint2nuts figures if [info]connusdavance is going to be so adamant about [info]aint2nuts homeschooling her daughter, why not Paypal her so she can afford it? But [info]connusdavance seems to have missed the point. Which is then ignored in favor of placing the blame solely on [info]ain2nuts not being nice, so obviously [info]aint2nuts's daughter acts out because her daughter hates her. Pure, unadulterated hate. Otherwise, kids don't lie. Ever. They are innocent, holy creatures. Trufax. Myself, I think [info]connusdavance has been reading way too much William Blake and will soon be jacked by a kindergardener outside the Toys 'R' Us.

Edited for clarity.

Oh, and [info]aint2nuts has now made a separate post bringing the mockity mock.


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[info]eilan
2007-05-16 07:19 am UTC (link)
Ah, she's the kind to protest in front of Planned parenthoods. Should that surprise me?

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[info]altoidsaddict
2007-05-16 07:33 am UTC (link)
UNCLEEEEAN

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 08:19 am UTC (link)
SHUN THE BATSHIT!

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-05-16 11:36 am UTC (link)
SHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnah!

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(no subject) - [info]bigbigtruck, 2007-05-16 02:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-05-16 10:18 pm UTC

ealusaid
2007-05-16 07:42 am UTC (link)
Taking babies out of women = bad, but taking hearts out of babies = the key to everything.

(Ditto the UNCLEEEEAN)

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 08:18 am UTC (link)
What about taking the cardiac tube out of the fetus? Wouldn't then good and bad negate each other or something?

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(no subject) - ealusaid, 2007-05-16 08:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-05-16 08:23 am UTC
(no subject) - ealusaid, 2007-05-16 08:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-05-16 09:08 am UTC

[info]doomsday
2007-05-16 07:48 am UTC (link)
Her journal is really special. I wish God would help me pay my bills too!

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 08:02 am UTC (link)
I'd more happy if he just dropped a couple grand into my account all unexpectedly.

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[info]radiotrash
2007-05-16 08:36 am UTC (link)
God keeps telling me to play Pokemon.

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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-05-16 09:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]radiotrash, 2007-05-16 09:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-05-16 09:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-05-16 01:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikiki, 2007-05-16 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2007-05-16 07:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikiki, 2007-05-16 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2007-05-16 07:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikiki, 2007-05-16 09:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-05-16 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]radiotrash, 2007-05-16 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-05-16 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2007-05-16 09:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-05-16 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2007-05-16 10:56 pm UTC

[info]funwithrage
2007-05-16 02:09 pm UTC (link)
I wish God would buy me a PS3.

Almost enough to rip off Janis Joplin.

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(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2007-05-17 04:28 am UTC

[info]frequentmouse
2007-05-16 04:13 pm UTC (link)
God gave me a calendar so I can write these things down.

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[info]platypus
2007-05-16 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Well, I guess we know why He's been neglecting Iraq. [info]connusdavance sounds like a high maintenance kind of girl.

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[info]blue_penguin
2007-05-16 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz...

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-05-16 11:09 pm UTC

[info]coffeebun
2007-05-16 11:07 am UTC (link)
Her userinfo...

So, uh. What did democracy ever do to her?

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 12:43 pm UTC (link)
It aborted her puppy...?

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[info]jetwolf
2007-05-16 02:10 pm UTC (link)
It made her keep forgetting her glasses.

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[info]platypus
2007-05-16 04:33 pm UTC (link)
She also thinks that women who die having abortions pretty much have it coming. They're baby killers, after all.

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[info]nymeria
2007-05-16 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Why did I click that link. WHY.

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[info]doomsday
2007-05-16 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Ever seen a 2-year-old have a temper tantrum? I raised one, and during mealtimes when he'd get mad he would stomp out of the room screaming at me, "I'M JUST NOT GONNA EAT!"

Obviously she didn't have the boy's heart.

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(no subject) - [info]black_spot, 2007-05-17 06:00 pm UTC

[info]velvet_mace
2007-05-17 04:11 am UTC (link)
What an ugly, ugly, ugly woman full of hate.

People like her remind me that there really is such a thing as Evil with a large E.

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[info]alya1989262
2007-05-16 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Pastor Tom's reply cracked me up: God is at work and will use Christians like you
That read like Christian's were God's nannies.

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[info]alya1989262
2007-05-16 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Christians. Gah, sorry.

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2007-05-16 07:26 pm UTC (link)
That is the most tempted I've been to go troll in a long, long time. "Fighting a monstrous evil in our nation," mm? Which one would that be, the evil of low-income and/or uninsured women being able to visit a gynecologist?

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[info]airborne_rodent
2007-05-16 08:14 pm UTC (link)
"Fighting a monstrous evil in our nation,"

The Bush administration?

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-05-17 01:26 am UTC (link)
No, no, see, the only reason ANYONE goes to a Planned Parenthood is because they are an evil baby-killing whore. None of them go there for well-woman exams, or STD tests/meds, or birth control pills, or if they have nasty cramps, or for pregnancy tests and information about pre-natal care for a child they're going to keep or adopt out. Oh no. PPs are all assembly-line abortion factories. Trufax.

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