With four eyes, we can wank harder.
aint2nuts has a daughter about 9 years old who always forgets her glasses, costing her mother money. She's bought the kid nice frames she likes, she's tried to work it out with the teacher, and... nothing. So she asks thequestionclub for advice. It mostly works out okay.

Randomly, connusdavance snits that it's all aint2nuts's fault for sending the daughter to school in the first place. aint2nuts figures if connusdavance is going to be so adamant about aint2nuts homeschooling her daughter, why not Paypal her so she can afford it? But connusdavance seems to have missed the point. Which is then ignored in favor of placing the blame solely on ain2nuts not being nice, so obviously aint2nuts's daughter acts out because her daughter hates her. Pure, unadulterated hate. Otherwise, kids don't lie. Ever. They are innocent, holy creatures. Trufax. Myself, I think connusdavance has been reading way too much William Blake and will soon be jacked by a kindergardener outside the Toys 'R' Us.

Edited for clarity.

Oh, and aint2nuts has now made a separate post bringing the mockity mock.