With four eyes, we can wank harder.

aint2nuts has a daughter about 9 years old who always forgets her glasses, costing her mother money. She's bought the kid nice frames she likes, she's tried to work it out with the teacher, and... nothing. So she asks

thequestionclub for advice. It mostly works out okay.

Randomly,

connusdavance snits that it's all

aint2nuts's fault for sending the daughter to school in the first place.

aint2nuts figures if

connusdavance is going to be so adamant about

aint2nuts homeschooling her daughter, why not Paypal her so she can afford it? But

connusdavance seems to have missed the point. Which is then ignored in favor of placing the blame solely on

ain2nuts not being nice, so obviously

aint2nuts's daughter acts out because her daughter hates her. Pure, unadulterated hate. Otherwise, kids don't lie. Ever. They are innocent, holy creatures. Trufax. Myself, I think

connusdavance has been reading way too much William Blake and will soon be jacked by a kindergardener outside the Toys 'R' Us.

Edited for clarity.

Oh, and

aint2nuts has now made a separate post bringing the mockity mock.

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	altoidsaddict 2007-05-16 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	connusdavance is friends with godisprolife. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	amxjm 2007-05-16 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	godisprolife... wow. There's a username I haven't heard in a while. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	theladyfeylene 2007-05-16 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	It always boggles me when I hear the phrase 'God is pro-life!', what with the whole God creating death and killing thousands upon thousands of people all over the Old Testament. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bluenakedlady 2007-05-16 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	But they weren't unborn babies. (Trying to be funny here but failing horribly, I guess.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	barankhy 2007-05-16 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm pretty sure, let's say, the Zamzummims and the Horims would kinda disagree there. Or, oh, what about all them Egyptian firstborns...? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	littlest_lurker 2007-05-16 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Not to mention the fact that most fertilized eggs (about 60-80%) fail to implant in the urterus, and are thus spontaneously aborted. And if fertilized egg = baby, that means that God is killing millions of babies every year! If He really is prolife, wouldn't that, y'know, not happen? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2007-05-16 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Well, obviously those spontaneous miscarriages are the fault of the mother. Somehow. I bet if she hadn't fgallena nd eaten of the fruit of the tree, none of those babies would have had to die. Bitches. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shark 2007-05-16 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not terribly familiar with the Lillith mythos, but her being cursed to see thousands(?) of her children die every day could be spun to explain why God allows spontaneous miscarriages to happen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2007-05-17 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	...in which case... God doesn't come out as terribly pro-life in that one, does he? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sharps 2007-05-17 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	If God was all that pro-life, he'd have made us induced ovulators. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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