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Altoids Addict ([info]altoidsaddict) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-15 23:44:00


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With four eyes, we can wank harder.
[info]aint2nuts has a daughter about 9 years old who always forgets her glasses, costing her mother money. She's bought the kid nice frames she likes, she's tried to work it out with the teacher, and... nothing. So she asks [info]thequestionclub for advice. It mostly works out okay.

Randomly, [info]connusdavance snits that it's all [info]aint2nuts's fault for sending the daughter to school in the first place. [info]aint2nuts figures if [info]connusdavance is going to be so adamant about [info]aint2nuts homeschooling her daughter, why not Paypal her so she can afford it? But [info]connusdavance seems to have missed the point. Which is then ignored in favor of placing the blame solely on [info]ain2nuts not being nice, so obviously [info]aint2nuts's daughter acts out because her daughter hates her. Pure, unadulterated hate. Otherwise, kids don't lie. Ever. They are innocent, holy creatures. Trufax. Myself, I think [info]connusdavance has been reading way too much William Blake and will soon be jacked by a kindergardener outside the Toys 'R' Us.

Edited for clarity.

Oh, and [info]aint2nuts has now made a separate post bringing the mockity mock.


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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 09:43 pm UTC (link)
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Yes.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Damn movies made me feel pervy since I was over 20.

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Those Equus promo shots? UNCLEAN, I say, UNCLEAN!

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 09:50 pm UTC (link)
No male should be able to do that play until they're 20. Make it not pervy, damn it people.

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Well, at least now that we know he's got few inhibitions, we may hope for a future career in gay porn for him *grin of evilness*.
For which I'd gladly help him practice.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Such a selfless act. Damn near a saint, aren't you?

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 09:59 pm UTC (link)
I'm totally growing a halo. All that kneeling's a bitch on the, well, knees, though.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Next time, have Radcliffe get on his knees. You're old, so let the young whippersnapper do all the bitchy jobs.

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 10:15 pm UTC (link)
First of all, I'm not old! I'll never grow up! Or at least, I still got four months to go until the big 2!

And second, Me? Bunk. Now.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Well, you're older than him. Therefore. Old. and you're a baby if you're just 20. Baby.

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 10:29 pm UTC (link)
I always thought 'old' and 'baby' were mutually exclusive.
Well, as long as I can buy and consume booze legally, I'm happy, so whatever *g*.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Clearly, you're a older whippersnapper. *grins* I'm older than you, so listen your elders.

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 10:39 pm UTC (link)
I'm already gettin' of yer lawn, ma'am!

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Damn kids, stomping all over my yard. You're gonna owe me new plants, mister!

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Why must you oppress me? I FEEL with the plants! I AM the plants!

That's totally not my needle, nope!

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 11:02 pm UTC (link)
*oppresses with the mighty skillet of doom* Plants are smarter than you.

Wait until I tell your parents, you cretin! You'll be sorry then!

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 11:14 pm UTC (link)
*is opressed* Plants don't have internet; they're smarter by default ;)

Wait till I tell the nursing home you're outside again!

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 11:18 pm UTC (link)
</s>Then you're dumber than the plant, since you're online.

You'll be waiting a while. I'm not that old. I got enough time to drive you batty.</s>

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Yes, that'd be what I tried to insinuate *goes to hug a tree or something*.

*offers beer, boobies and pot of piece*

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 11:24 pm UTC (link)
*pats* It's okay honey. You just failed. Maybe next time.

I'll take the pie damn, that doesn't say pie. You got me all excited over PIE, and didn't even offer it. *grumbles*

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 11:26 pm UTC (link)
*goes to cry*

Damnit, I should not drink beer before typing. Damn you, English, you and your homophones!
Because that was supposed to be "peace", of course *headdesks*

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-16 11:30 pm UTC (link)
*mocks you quietly*

It's all good. I figured that...but the word pie was involved (in my mind). Pie. Food of the gods, damn it.

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 11:31 pm UTC (link)
*walrusfaces and single-emo-tears liek whoa*

Well, I can still offer you e-pie. German e-pie.

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(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2007-05-16 11:35 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-05-16 11:56 pm UTC
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[info]mcity
2007-05-16 11:12 pm UTC (link)
I'll say! So unclean, I made this icon!

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-16 11:16 pm UTC (link)
You know, this icon is not exactly *helping* with the whole "keeping my mind clean, socially conscious and responsible" try.

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