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hangingfire ([info]hangingfire) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-16 15:56:00


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Current mood: amused
Current music:Charlotte Gainsbourg, "Jamais"

Fun with Apple!
In which a misinformed blog posting causes stock droppage (maybe), panic (yes), and wank (definitely).

The chain of events goes something like this:

Engadget: ZOMG! The iPhone and Leopard are going to be delayed! Internal email says so!
Apple haters: IN YOUR FACE, APPLE!
Apple fans: Bullsh!t! Show us proof!
Apple stock: *thud*
Apple: Um, just one good goddamn minute. No. Not true. Here's an official press release and everything.
Engadget: Um. Oops. Sowwy.
Engadget commenters: *lots of shouting, including taking Engadget to task for printing something unsubstantiated*

Good times.

Mostly, I'd really like to see Steve Jobs's face right now -- I'm sort of surprised I didn't hear the blast in Cupertino all the way from Texas. And I'd really hate to be the Apple employee(s) who leaked the fake email to Engadget.



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[info]semtex
2007-05-17 09:01 am UTC (link)
Oh goody, OS wank. Like I don't get enough of that at work.

(I want to either smack the raging Apple/Microsoft/Novell/Linux fanboys together in the heads to get them all to STFU and agree on something or exact my revenge to writing urple RPS featuring them all, but that could just INJURE MY BRAIN TOO MUCH.)

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[info]isa
2007-05-17 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Eeeee tiny happy lolsnake! ::snuggles::

...yeah, sorry, ignore me. CUTENESS!

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[info]semtex
2007-05-18 04:30 am UTC (link)
Lolsnake is pleased with this comment!

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[info]marciamarcia
2007-05-18 03:10 am UTC (link)
What is that snake doing with Gilbert Godfrey's teeth?

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[info]semtex
2007-05-18 04:31 am UTC (link)
Oh, sweet mystery. Maybe he ate him?

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[info]yaoiko
2007-05-18 06:42 am UTC (link)
...Oh, oh fuck you.


I liksed this keyboard, and now it's all soda-y. D:

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