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shaysdays (

shaysdays) wrote in

otf_wank,

Wait- what? My sister is a masseuse AND a massage therapist. It's on her business cards and everything.

OMG MY SISTER IS TTLY A HOOKER. WITH A LICENSE! SHE'S GOT A LICENSE TO WHACK PEOPLE OFF!

Though that does explain why she said the other day she could kill a person using pressure points. Huh.

EW, IT'S MY SISTER THIS IS A BAD TRAIN OF THOUGHT!

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