A friend of mine graduated from massage school last week; that was a blissfull time for us as he had homework to do, and we all got free, awesome massages for a year or two.

The only B he got in any of his classes was ethics and when we asked why, he mentioned it had to do with "happy endings" and clammed shut after that. Clearly, the wild debate among our group of friends concerns whether the bad grade is because he gives happy endings or because he doesn't.

Ahhh, mysteries of life. I'm not going to ask th eOP to elucidate, though.