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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-19 03:50:00


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Ironically, I found this one through Google.
Oh noes! Google's new homepage uses Javascript!

Cue a wank about using Javascript.

We have the oblivious, "Who wouldn't use jscript?!":

people who do not have a javascript enabled browser by now SHOULD NOT BE on the web period. I can understand if someone is using say NoScript in firefox but who would not have google trusted eh?

The, "It doesn't degrade gracefully because I can't access one feature when I don't have jscript enabled though ostensibly I could!":

It does not degrade gracefully.
I use a web browser with javascript disabled by default. There is no longer any way to click to get to googlenews. Now, I'm not saying it's a huge deal. I can just create shortcuts for news.google.com, but the fact is, it doesn't degrade gracefully.
That would be detecting if jscript is enabled, and if not, using the old method, which worked fine.


Comparisons to the Romans!:

Yes, and the Romans complained that the Visigoths didn't fight fair, whaa freaking whaa. Yeah and they now require you to have electricity to run their site too, bastards.

I hate all of you neo-Luddites; go somewhere and peel potatoes by hand and stop bothering people.


Superiority over not using a browser with jscript compability!:

All you people saying this is a non-issue or no big deal are missing one very obvious fact:

There is the correct way to create the page, which works for everyone. There is the broken way to create the page, which works for almost everyone. Why on earth would you create the broken version rather than the correct version, unless you're an idiot?

Call me a luddite, I call you a script-kiddie, unable to function without shiny buttons to click.

>people who do not have a javascript
>enabled browser by now SHOULD NOT BE
>on the web period.

What a ridiculously uninformed statement - the "web" is not the internet. I say anyone who needs a fancy web-browser to navigate the internet should not be on the internet, period. Those of us who do *not* need a fancy browser to navigate the internet are the same ones creating all the nifty shiny internet sites and features for those of you who do.

>One idea is that if you visit google
>on a phone, those links would take
>up a lot of space

Laughable to suggest - you can always do it smaller *without* javascript

I know this article is a non-issue, just like any news you might read about warrantless wiretaps, the no-fly list debacle, ridiculous TSA requirements, and anything else that doesn't make specific mention of an iPhone.

Pathetic.


Tiny, but it's Google wank. What more could you ask for?


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[info]tachikoma01
2007-05-19 03:37 pm UTC (link)
So those of us who use OS-9 with the last version of IE they ever made for a Mac because we have to at work/can't afford a new computer are just screwed?

I might actually feel a touch angry about that, if it weren't for the fact that using a Mac, I've more or less resigned myself to the fact that there are quite a few google things I can't use even on OS10 with Safari because they're simply not compatible with the Mac browser. (Like, Google Calender has *never* worked for me in Safari, even with it fully upgraded as much as I can... you'd think they'd bother being compatible with Mac browsers?)

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[info]semtex
2007-05-19 05:09 pm UTC (link)
OMG should we Mac users rise up? Is this… OS OPPRESHUN?!

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[info]tachikoma01
2007-05-20 03:39 am UTC (link)
I'm certainly feeling mighty oppressed right now.

THINK OF THE OS9 USEEEEEEEERS! (It's like the Alamo, only different.)

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OS9
[info]semtex
2007-05-20 05:05 am UTC (link)
WOE even APPLE doesn't think of UUuuuuuuu.

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[info]tachikoma01
2007-05-20 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Microsoft doesn't think of us either, what with their not releasing versions of IE for the Mac past IE 4 or 5 something.

This is a travesty! The entire internet should be based around the person with the oldest, slowest work computer, of course.

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[info]semtex
2007-05-22 01:05 am UTC (link)
I'm at a work site right now where they have one lone OS 9 computer for the sole purpose of using some dumb proprietery stock image browsing program that only works the stock CDs. And you may ask, well, why don't they get an upgrade from the stock company? Funny that. The primary users of said Fossil OS Mac are the sales reps, who would recoil in TEH HORRAH! if their precious image browsing program was changed.
Oh right, also the company is notoriously cheap.

So the people with their "OH FUCKING UPGRADE ALREADY TO VIEW MEH 1337 WEB 2.0 SHIZZLE" are missing the point entirely. At every company will be at least one bastard stepchild [fill in OS of your choice] workstation.

I will not even get into the technology lag that occurs in, say, OTHER COUNTRIES.

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[info]photosinensis
2007-05-19 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear gawd.

I had to support somebody on one of those things the other day. That was a nightmare.

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[info]frequentmouse
2007-05-19 07:49 pm UTC (link)
[cranky]As utterly fucked as OS9/ie was for some things, I really miss the speed and directness of the interface. I'm on a two-year-old version of OS-X and a G5 dual processor and... everything is so slow and kludgey it reminds me of the DOS machine we had before we got our Mac Classic.[/cranky]

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[info]damien
2007-05-20 09:01 pm UTC (link)
And yet it works fine for me when I'm running Linux. XD So much for open-source oppression, damnit! What can I whine about now?

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