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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-19 03:50:00


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Ironically, I found this one through Google.
Oh noes! Google's new homepage uses Javascript!

Cue a wank about using Javascript.

We have the oblivious, "Who wouldn't use jscript?!":

people who do not have a javascript enabled browser by now SHOULD NOT BE on the web period. I can understand if someone is using say NoScript in firefox but who would not have google trusted eh?

The, "It doesn't degrade gracefully because I can't access one feature when I don't have jscript enabled though ostensibly I could!":

It does not degrade gracefully.
I use a web browser with javascript disabled by default. There is no longer any way to click to get to googlenews. Now, I'm not saying it's a huge deal. I can just create shortcuts for news.google.com, but the fact is, it doesn't degrade gracefully.
That would be detecting if jscript is enabled, and if not, using the old method, which worked fine.


Comparisons to the Romans!:

Yes, and the Romans complained that the Visigoths didn't fight fair, whaa freaking whaa. Yeah and they now require you to have electricity to run their site too, bastards.

I hate all of you neo-Luddites; go somewhere and peel potatoes by hand and stop bothering people.


Superiority over not using a browser with jscript compability!:

All you people saying this is a non-issue or no big deal are missing one very obvious fact:

There is the correct way to create the page, which works for everyone. There is the broken way to create the page, which works for almost everyone. Why on earth would you create the broken version rather than the correct version, unless you're an idiot?

Call me a luddite, I call you a script-kiddie, unable to function without shiny buttons to click.

>people who do not have a javascript
>enabled browser by now SHOULD NOT BE
>on the web period.

What a ridiculously uninformed statement - the "web" is not the internet. I say anyone who needs a fancy web-browser to navigate the internet should not be on the internet, period. Those of us who do *not* need a fancy browser to navigate the internet are the same ones creating all the nifty shiny internet sites and features for those of you who do.

>One idea is that if you visit google
>on a phone, those links would take
>up a lot of space

Laughable to suggest - you can always do it smaller *without* javascript

I know this article is a non-issue, just like any news you might read about warrantless wiretaps, the no-fly list debacle, ridiculous TSA requirements, and anything else that doesn't make specific mention of an iPhone.

Pathetic.


Tiny, but it's Google wank. What more could you ask for?


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"You durn kids get off ma intertubes!"
[info]mcity
2007-05-19 11:15 pm UTC (link)
So try the page with Lynx.
Wait, Lynx?

There's a fine line between making websites accessible to older browsers, and pandering to luddites. Heck, most of the Internet is pretty much inaccessable on 14.4K modems; let's change that too!

/cleans up

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Re: "You durn kids get off ma intertubes!"
[info]eilisliana
2007-05-20 12:01 am UTC (link)
People still use 14.4K modems? Wow.

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Re: "You durn kids get off ma intertubes!"
[info]mcity
2007-05-20 12:28 am UTC (link)
I hope not; I was joking.

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Re: "You durn kids get off ma intertubes!"
[info]tachikoma01
2007-05-20 04:12 am UTC (link)
My parents only have a 56 K connection dial-up, and it often moves at only 14 k. Because there are no cable or DSL wires where they live.

Pretty much you use firefox will all images disabled and hope you don't need them to navigate your email.

Not saying the net should cater to them, just that those people still exist... but they're much like the rumored bigfoot, or bisexual english majors.

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Re: "You durn kids get off ma intertubes!"
[info]queencallipygos
2007-05-21 06:02 pm UTC (link)
My parents only just a month ago got rid of their WebTV.

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Re: "You durn kids get off ma intertubes!"
[info]marsdragon
2007-05-20 08:35 am UTC (link)
Hey, there was that one time my X died and I was stuck in terminal mode in a week before I determined there was no way I was getting it back and reinstalled. If I hadn't had Lynx I would've gone nuts.

But that is a pretty special occurrence.

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Re: "You durn kids get off ma intertubes!"
[info]eilan
2007-05-20 09:23 am UTC (link)
I had the same thing for a few days :)

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Re: "You durn kids get off ma intertubes!"
[info]katemonkey
2007-05-20 09:19 am UTC (link)
I love love LOVE Lynx. It's the best ever for when you need to do a lot of quick research (getting actor names or shit like that), and you just can't be bothered with downloading all the stupid scripts and images that websites throw up at you ('cause even with Adblock and broadband, IMDB can be incredibly slow).

Plus, Lynx is a rough guide for how screenreaders react to websites. Unless you want to pay the hundreds of bucks and spend years learning how to use JAWS, Lynx ain't bad at all.

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Re: "You durn kids get off ma intertubes!"
[info]luthe
2007-05-22 03:37 am UTC (link)
I remember the days when 14.4k was fast! We didn't have fancy Intertubez in those days! We had to wait hours to download our panoramic shots of the Martian surface!*

*true story

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