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キャット (ravenousbunny) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
I already went off on stupid_free, but I'll come here so I can call him a douche again.

That's one thing I can say about my Dad. He was good at freakin' out the telemarketers. For those who read my stupid_free comment, skip this, I told this story once, heh. He was drunk when he answered the phone one night and the telemarketer asked for him. He simply said, "Oh, sorry, he died. This is his friend Pierre." I don't remember exactly what was said, but Dad went into gruesome detail about his own "death" and the funeral. At least they never called again. I wasn't sure if I should have been horrified or not.


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