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	frenzy 2007-05-23 07:52 am UTC (link)
	I WILL NOT make a really unbelievably easy joke involving his roommate being a horse. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jat_sapphire 2007-05-23 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that's a relief. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	xero_sky 2007-05-23 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	"Jesurgislac" sounds like a priest suddenly throwing up in the middle of a sermon. "And always remember, you have a Friend in... in... Jesurgislac...! ...will someone get me a bucket?" Sorry. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kahteh 2007-05-24 11:54 am UTC (link)
	I laughed. Am I going to hell? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-05-25 11:41 am UTC (link)
	I misread your comment as "Jewsurgislac," so I pictured a rabbi throwing up in the middle of a synagogue. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	amxjm 2007-05-23 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I know I wouldn't want to room with Jerry Falwell for all eternity, so... (Reply to this)

	joye 2007-05-23 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't know jokes were so powerful. Hrm... Knock knock! Who's there? Korean pop-star Rain, and he's horny! runs to door (Reply to this)(Thread)

	caito 2007-05-24 10:55 am UTC (link)
	Is he wearing clothes? Please let the answer be no! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lemone 2007-05-23 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	It was a one-line joke that condemned Martin Luther King to an eternity of having to wait every night for his roomie to fall asleep so he could stick his hand in a glass of warm water. Fixed that for him. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2007-05-24 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Heeee.. The afterlife, like summer camp in a way.. (Reply to this)(Parent)

ladysphinx
2007-05-24 12:39 am UTC (link)

I, in my endless immaturity, didn't get far enough into the wank to click the link before I started doing this:

"Jesurgislac!
Do-doo, dee-do-do!
Jesurgislac!
Doo do-do do-do!
Jesurgislac!
Do-doo, dee-do-do, dee-do-doo, dee-do-do-do!"

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	verthandi 2007-05-24 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Ahahaha! Win! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nevadafighter 2007-05-24 01:54 am UTC (link)
	I remember that guy. He showed up at random to cuss me out for being "barbaric" because I had the nerve to blame a criminal for the consequences he suffered by committing a crime. Unless there's two Jesurgislacs out there, and that's too horrifying to imagine. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	slavekitty 2007-05-24 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Now now, we'll have none of your earthlogic here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

nevadafighter
2007-05-25 02:34 am UTC (link)

I admit the case was a little unusual; a security guard unintentionally killed a thief who was trying to make off with a leather jacket--the thief was a little guy and the security guard was a big guy, and when the guard grabbed the guy and threw him down the guy died.

After the guard was convicted of manslaughter the dead guy's sister was on camera saying the guard was "evil." All I could think was "Well, if your brother hadn't been breaking the damn law he'd still be alive!" It seemed like no one was acknowledging that the crime was the thing that started it all.

Apparently thinking the guy shouldn't have been stealing in the first place was "barbaric." Still can't figure out why.

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	slavekitty 2007-05-25 06:30 am UTC (link)
	It's probably bad if I imagine that body throw and think "finish him! Fatality...", huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fuzzybluelogic 2007-05-24 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Jesurgislac's greatestjournal? He's eBuddies with ginmar. SHOCKING I KNOW (Reply to this)

	luthe 2007-05-28 05:37 am UTC (link)
	I witnessed that trainwreck. Too bad it gave me too much of a headache to report. (Reply to this)