You say Aubergine, I say Eggplant
I've never posted a wank before. YAY me!

I bring you Eggplant Wank.

It's a recipe. For eggplant. But go to the comments!

Yes, that inoffensive vegetable brings the wankers to the table. See them argue over MSG! Sugar! Disparage Americans, Brits, and New Zealanders!

A highlight:

"It doesn't take much to bring the Nazi tree huggers out. OH!!! Don't eat MSG!! OH!!! Save a tree, but could you hold my place in the tree line whle I get an abortion!!!

FWIW, the recipe is pretty good :D

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jetamors
2007-05-25 08:05 pm UTC (link)

while retorts are flying fast, nobody seems to be considering the fact the aubergine is a bad luck vegetable. particularly as a faithful wiccan, i must caution everybody thinking about savaging nature's purple bystander, and suggest a NATURAL aubergine substitute, the clenched fist of a dead ape, with a little shellfish dye for colouring. enjoy!
john moces, bugle, MAN

XD

Scrolling through the comments... was there *anyone* who actually cooked it with the MSG in?

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	alya1989262 2007-05-25 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Gotta love the one that goes, May i ask how aubergine is a bad luck veggie? I'm a wiccan, and i've never heard of owt like that. i think you're taking mickey, i hate it when people do that. So precious! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	abbymouse 2007-05-26 10:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm a wiccan, and i've never heard of owt like that. i think you're taking mickey, i hate it when people do that. I~~'m a wiccan and I~~ hate when people use words and phrases they don't know how to use properly. Aught and taking the mickey, damn it. Although I freely admit I may be wrong about the spelling of aught. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kahteh 2007-05-26 12:04 pm UTC (link)
	If you were talking about 'owt' being wrong... it technically isn't- at least not if you come from the North of England. It's one of those things which pretty much always looks stupid unless it's written in dialogue, though. (I don't know where you come from, so apologies if you knew this and I come off sounding condescending!) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2007-05-25 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	the clenched fist of a dead ape BWAHAHAHA! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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