You say Aubergine, I say Eggplant
I've never posted a wank before. YAY me!

I bring you Eggplant Wank.

It's a recipe. For eggplant. But go to the comments!

Yes, that inoffensive vegetable brings the wankers to the table. See them argue over MSG! Sugar! Disparage Americans, Brits, and New Zealanders!

A highlight:

"It doesn't take much to bring the Nazi tree huggers out. OH!!! Don't eat MSG!! OH!!! Save a tree, but could you hold my place in the tree line whle I get an abortion!!!

FWIW, the recipe is pretty good :D

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	nekoama 2007-05-25 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	The wank is hilarious, but I loved this bit the most: "The idea of cooking advice from the UK is laughable. Perhaps they would like this recipe if it were boiled until unedible." My grandmother boils EVERYTHING, so even though obviously the Brits do some good cooking (I'd kill my mother for English chips, num) for years I thought that that was literally all they did. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-05-26 03:39 am UTC (link)
	...is that guy licking a camera in your icon? O_o (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoama 2007-05-26 11:02 am UTC (link)
	I actually have no idea what it is, since I haven't seen the episode yet, but it's David Tennant licking something, and therefore awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oar 2007-05-26 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Judging by the hair, that looks like a scene from Idiot's Lantern to me. He licks a radio in that one. Unless it's from season 3, in which case I have no idea. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-05-26 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I almost didn't recognize him with that hair. Or that...facial expression. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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