You say Aubergine, I say Eggplant
I've never posted a wank before. YAY me!

I bring you Eggplant Wank.

It's a recipe. For eggplant. But go to the comments!

Yes, that inoffensive vegetable brings the wankers to the table. See them argue over MSG! Sugar! Disparage Americans, Brits, and New Zealanders!

A highlight:

"It doesn't take much to bring the Nazi tree huggers out. OH!!! Don't eat MSG!! OH!!! Save a tree, but could you hold my place in the tree line whle I get an abortion!!!

FWIW, the recipe is pretty good :D

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	greenling 2007-05-26 09:54 am UTC (link)
	I thought it was just bad because it's really salty salt. Like, the culinary equivalent of a tiny compressed pill filled with the demi-plane of salt, salt. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	caffeine_fairy 2007-05-26 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Mmmm, salt. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wrongly_amused 2007-05-26 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. Like anything else, it's fine if you eat it moderately. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greenling 2007-05-26 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. So pretty much what I figured, then. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	taktuk 2007-05-28 08:23 am UTC (link)
	The metal needed to planeshift there is a bar of sodium. The spell NEEDS to be quickened for it to work. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tequilaghost 2007-05-29 10:19 am UTC (link)
	I am now racking my brain and trying to remember if there is a demiplane of salt. But even if there isn't, I'm so setting our next campaign there. Now, what sort of stats would an MSG elemental have... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	taktuk 2007-05-29 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know, but it'd have racial bonuses to Craft (Cooking) and some sort of poisonous touch attack on account of if anything can cause an MSG overdose, it'd be an MSG elemental. Its mortal enemy is the Celestial dire chicken. As a race they're tired of being hunted and flavor-enhanced, and they're not gonna take it any more! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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