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varesh ([info]varesh) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-25 21:01:00
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Off we go, into the wild boob yonder...
From customers_suck over at el-jay...
You know that when someone gives criticism over someone breastfeeding in a public place, there's GONNA be a pi#@load of fun.

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[info]mistressrenet
2007-05-26 02:14 am UTC (link)
And conuly's already there! Though I kind of agree with the comment she posted.

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[info]nekoama
2007-05-26 02:16 am UTC (link)
And she's seems to run out of arguments and hit the hard liqour instead.

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[info]mistressrenet
2007-05-26 02:36 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I read one comment and figured it was the only sane thing she'd say.

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[info]nekoama
2007-05-26 02:14 am UTC (link)
What's up with this guy? By his decree Ottawa and much of Europe should be 'land of the naked.' Boobies=/= penises. For one, boobies rock.

reposted to cure my HTML suck

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[info]varesh
2007-05-26 02:28 am UTC (link)
I didn't get that either. I'd heard of a case where some women went naked (NY State?), and they avoided indecency laws, proving a very important fact: the laws state that reproductive organs can't be shown. A woman's reproductive organs are on the inside. Last I knew, a labia or clitoris doesn't make the bebbeez.

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[info]mistressrenet
2007-05-26 02:37 am UTC (link)
He and rann and teh_no should start an oppressed men's club.

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[info]varesh
2007-05-26 02:49 am UTC (link)
Slight correction, from my husband: it was 'genitals'. She'd asked the officer arresting her, "Did you see my genitals?" By all honest and anatomical knowledge, the man had to say no.
She won the case, too.

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[info]keri
2007-05-26 03:28 am UTC (link)
pithaload?

pihaload?

piteaload?


I can't decipher your 1337 there. :(

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pastri_archy
2007-05-26 03:36 am UTC (link)
PIELOAD.

I WANT PIE.

*has none* :(

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[info]keri
2007-05-26 03:39 am UTC (link)
Me too :(

We have too much health food crap in this house. Damn Suzanne Somersize diet. And I would love a triple chocolate ribbon mousee pie, or whatever it's called, with the oreo crumble crust and the chocolate mousse middle with chocolate chips in and chocolate fudge mixed in a bit, too, and... oh god, I think I need to make an emergency trip to the 24 hour wal-mart down the road and their frozen pie section. >.

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[info]saralina25
2007-05-26 03:47 am UTC (link)
I'm not out of work for another two hours and I'm torn between loving you or hating you right now. Chocolate's good for migraines, right? I need someway to justify my stop!

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pastri_archy
2007-05-26 05:18 am UTC (link)
*drool*

Take me with you, damn it.

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[info]totchipanda
2007-05-26 05:02 am UTC (link)
I have pie!! I share! (it's cherry)

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pastri_archy
2007-05-26 05:25 am UTC (link)
YAYZ.

*rummages through kitchen* Um, I can trade you pretzel sticks and a fourth of a homemade brownie.

I forgot I brought snacks home from school today. We had a coffeehouse in the library. They are terribly inadequate in the face of pie, though. :)

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[info]amymccabe
2007-05-26 05:47 pm UTC (link)
I have tons of pie (leftovers from work wedding party) I am trying to share, but it's just mushing up the modem. :(

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[info]mistal
2007-05-26 04:41 am UTC (link)
Pissload?

Though, I prefer pastri_archy guess.

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[info]keri
2007-05-26 05:01 am UTC (link)
Pfft, #@ don't match SS.

But, yes. A pieload of fun sounds yummy! I bet there'd be every variation ever.

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pastri_archy
2007-05-26 05:26 am UTC (link)
Ooh, the possibilities.

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[info]varesh
2007-05-26 01:37 pm UTC (link)
LOL... it's PISSLOAD. Good grief! ;)

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[info]varesh
2007-05-26 01:37 pm UTC (link)
Lol, I replied to the wrong comment... 'tis pissload.

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[info]varesh
2007-05-26 01:40 pm UTC (link)
'Tis pissload.

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[info]ilpalazzo
2007-05-27 05:31 pm UTC (link)
'Tis pissload?

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[info]varesh
2007-05-27 05:47 pm UTC (link)
It is pissload. As in, that is what it means.

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[info]jira
2007-05-26 04:47 am UTC (link)
Pitaload? Pain in the ass load?

... WOuld that be like a really painful shit?

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[info]semtex
2007-05-26 06:00 am UTC (link)
…Oh just OW.

I read this as "pittload" - something to do with armpits?

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[info]jira
2007-05-26 06:03 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't that be more like Brad Pitt?

I don't particularly like him that much except for when he has long hair and fangs and is in a homoerotic relationship with both Tom Cruise and Antonio Banderas.

Hm. Pittload. An overload of Brad Pitt. I'm not sure how effective that would be as most girls would be reduced to drooling.

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[info]semtex
2007-05-26 08:02 am UTC (link)
Vampire!Pitt and Fight Club!Pitt. That about covers it for me in terms of Pitt squee.

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[info]jira
2007-05-26 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear, I forgot that. Only because he was clearly in a relationship with Ed Norton's character. And Marla. Mmm.

Bah. He really annoyed me in Mr. And Mrs. Smith, though. Also - EEEEE YOUR ICON.

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[info]slackeremeritus
2007-05-26 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Is it wrong that I love Snatch!Pitt? …Now I want to see that movie again so very, very much. And I'm at work. :(

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[info]varesh
2007-05-26 06:27 pm UTC (link)
Ohhhh. Mickey. Mmm.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-05-27 04:31 am UTC (link)
Ok, the REALLY bad side of me wants to say that a "pittload" was something Angelina takes every couple of weeks to keep her face's skin so perfect..

I'm a BAD BAD man..

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[info]joye
2007-05-26 10:11 am UTC (link)
My initial reaction was pissload.
Although I must say, a triangle of pita with a dollop of hummus is definitely loaded with fun. Although I'm not sure it's fair to compare it to breastfeeding wank.

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[info]varesh
2007-05-26 01:39 pm UTC (link)
LOL it's not 1337. Just censoring.
"Pissload". *keeps chuckling*

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[info]isntitironic
2007-05-26 02:03 pm UTC (link)
Dear Internet:

I realize that many of you have probably never seen an actual woman, so allow me to explain some of the finer points of this rare and elusive creature's anatomy.

Like her comic book counterpart, the woman (woom-uhn) has a pair of breasts. Real breasts, however, are unlike the ones in comics in that they (a) respond to gravity and (b) have nipples. The latter structures are a raised, often darker protruberance that serve as an outlet for the milk ducts. You see, again unlike comic book ones, real breasts have an additional purpose besides turning you on: they produce milk, much like a cow's udders, so that the woman may feed her offspring.

If you doubt this, spend some time in a sitting area at your local shopping mall. Chances are at least one woman will stop there to breastfeed during the day. Don't be alarmed; anime may have taught you that women are violent when provoked, but if left alone and not stared at too openly, they are normally quite docile.

Now: GET OVER IT.

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[info]mistressrenet
2007-05-28 12:39 am UTC (link)
But those poor men! They might be trying to shop!

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[info]crickets
2007-05-26 10:29 pm UTC (link)
[info]sistahmoon wins: "and there she was...the boob. Not the kind of boob fresh out of college with the next door boob dew on her skin that you would take home to momma. This boob knew her way around the streets...for she was a working boob."

*snerk*

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[info]makeshyft
2007-05-27 04:29 am UTC (link)
HA!

What's next, Micky Spillane's "Mike Hammer's Penis"?

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[info]wrongly_amused
2007-05-27 01:39 am UTC (link)
Them men are godawful oppressed these days. Why, between dealing with them there feminists and their silly nonsense about equality, a woman's right to breastfeed, and revelations surrounding their physical ability to turn away, life's been gettin' right hard. It's almost like they may have to get over themselves or something.

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