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Freezer - a buffet of manliness! ([info]freezer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-30 10:29:00


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Huh -huh! You said "pole!"
Meet Allison Stokke (pronounced "stow-kee").

Stokke is an 18-year old champion pole vaulter from California. She's also very easy on the eyes.

She's also the current flavor of the month on the Blogosphere, with most pointing to the Maxim/FHM-like sports blog With Leather as the spot where things exploded into full phenomenon status.

Allison and (most likely mostly) her dad, Allan, don't like the non-athletic attention she's getting. (Even though I've yet to see a single photo of her that wasn't taken at an athletic event or was in a pose that be considered "undignified")

So what's the solution? Tell With Leather to cut it out? (They've already removed the original pic)

Just ignore the storm and wait for it to fade like so many other 'net memes?

Nope - The solution was to go to the Washington Post. (May require registration: BugMeNot will help)

In the Post's comments section(Where the meat of the wank is), DaysOfBrokenArrows sums up the thoughts of many (myself included):

This story is about a girl who doesn't want attention so she and her folks talk to the world's second biggest newspaper about how she doesn't want attention -- and they supply a photo as well.

This story belongs on Fark.com: Girl's family talks to WashPost about she doesn't want attention (photo included).


Chiming in for the opposition, Bukkonen:
It's pretty damned sad that there are so many sick American men getting so little decent sex that they want to spend more than a minute thinking about some athletic high-school girl. Get a life, losers! America has become a sad, twisted society.


And here's filmex speculating on ulterior motives:

As for this kind of "internet abuse", I imagine what has her lawyer father in a snit is less the possibility of a real life stalker than someone mucking up his well choreographed life-plan for Allison where she qualifies for the Beijing Olympic Games and becomes America's newest sizzling sports hottie, making the world forget about Danica Patrick and Maria Sharapova as he markets her image with all the industriousness of Col. Tom Parker.


All of this is on Page One. ...Of eleven.

Dive in and enjoy (but not too much. Don't want to be a perv or anything...)

ETA: Boston-based blog Barstoolsports thinks it's cute that WL gets the credit for starting Stokkemania when they first creepily lusted after featured her.

ETA #2: [Possible ulterior motive for this crusade] Allan Stokke is apparently a fairly well known defense attorney who's defended some less-that-savory fellows... one of which you might have heard of...

ETA #3: Metafilter gets in on the act. Half the context, twice the "What Is The Internet Coming To?" hand-wringing. (Thanks [info]pink_rhombus!)


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[info]makeshyft
2007-05-30 04:35 pm UTC (link)
I know everyone's a wee bit distracted with Strikeoutgate..

But wow.. twelve years younger than me, and looks damned good straddling wood. Or whatever they make polevault poles out of..

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[info]tiye
2007-05-30 08:45 pm UTC (link)
. . . the lead picture makes her look like I need to introduce her to my locked basement for several months

Wow, some of these guys are CREE-PEE. *shudders*

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[info]khym_chanur
2007-05-31 05:05 am UTC (link)
Ugh.

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[info]combledore
2007-05-30 11:41 pm UTC (link)
With Leather is a douche.

That's all I got.

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[info]chaimonkey
2007-05-31 02:30 am UTC (link)
Sorry, too distracted by all the pictures to read the comments... Particularly did anyone catch the Birthday Girl coice on Barstool beneath the Stokke article? whoo-whee!

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[info]gloria_mundi
2007-05-31 06:02 am UTC (link)
Damn. She is hot.

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[info]hallidae
2007-05-31 08:36 am UTC (link)
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Holy hell. What a piece of work.

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[info]oxydosic
2007-05-31 12:22 pm UTC (link)
I'd actually never heard of that incident before. Ho-lee shit.

I know it's the defense attorney's job to get their client off (pardon the pun in this case), but DAMN. No wonder he wants to protect his daughter from creeps, if she ever got sexually assaulted he might have to end up saying she deserved it in court.

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[info]catslash
2007-06-01 10:53 pm UTC (link)
I don't know what I'm more appalled by, Stokke's argument or the verdict.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2007-06-02 03:12 am UTC (link)
Ten old, white men and one woman on a jury for a sexually harassed, female stripper. I wonder how many BJs Stokke gave to get him that winning lineup.

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[info]the_mouse
2007-06-01 06:06 am UTC (link)
I found the second ETA more riveting than the wank itself. Stokke is a piece of shit.

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[info]wakkymse
2007-06-02 06:28 am UTC (link)
And she isn't all that good looking either (not enough for me to get excited about her, anyway).

-lee

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[info]the_mouse
2007-06-04 06:02 am UTC (link)
I actually think she's pretty, but I do not envy her having that man for her father.

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[info]wakkymse
2007-06-04 06:18 am UTC (link)
*nods* Her dad sounds like a dick. (And yeah, I didn't read the whole OP before posting. I'm bad.)

-lee

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[info]pink_rhombus
2007-06-01 06:34 am UTC (link)
Make sure you don't miss the 300+ comment Metafilter wanksplosion.

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[info]freezer
2007-06-01 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Neato! *edits to add link*

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rachelthedemon
2007-06-03 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Dear Allison,

You're a good athlete, and that's an understatement. Unlike Anna Kournikova, you can make an actual career in sports without resorting to soft-core pornographic publicity shots. However, you are extremely attractive, and much as you would like to, you cannot strike straight men and lesbians blind with a single word. This is not AD&D, and you are not a Red Robe Mage.

You are 18, not 8. Please, put on your Big Girl Panties and deal with the fact that you are young and hot as well as talented. My God, we should all be so unfortunate.

Totally not oggling those photos, no, really,
Me

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[info]staroverthebay
2007-06-04 11:31 am UTC (link)
only thing i can say is, icon love <3

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