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Rachel the Demon (rachelthedemon) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
Dear Allison,
You're a good athlete, and that's an understatement. Unlike Anna Kournikova, you can make an actual career in sports without resorting to soft-core pornographic publicity shots. However, you are extremely attractive, and much as you would like to, you cannot strike straight menand lesbians blind with a single word. This is not AD&D, and you are not a Red Robe Mage.
You are 18, not 8. Please, put on your Big Girl Panties and deal with the fact that you are young and hot as well as talented. My God, we should all be so unfortunate.
Totally not oggling those photos, no, really,
Me
You're a good athlete, and that's an understatement. Unlike Anna Kournikova, you can make an actual career in sports without resorting to soft-core pornographic publicity shots. However, you are extremely attractive, and much as you would like to, you cannot strike straight men
You are 18, not 8. Please, put on your Big Girl Panties and deal with the fact that you are young and hot as well as talented. My God, we should all be so unfortunate.
Totally not oggling those photos, no, really,
Me
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