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Oxydosic (oxydosic) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-03 12:23:00

Current mood:

*thud*

Racist jokes are TEH FUNNY!
Over on bad_service, missysedai, who's husband is of Syrian descent, relays a tale of a worker at Lowe's offending them with a terrorist joke.

friendhamster starts off the fun:
You get offended way too easily. Jokes are funny and not meant to be PC.

The world needs to stop having this huge stick up its ass and realise that political correctness has gone way too far. You can't even look at someone without offending them.

Most people tell her off; megan_julca tangles with friendhamster and posts a screenie of friendhamster's profile. Apparently friendhamster hates everyone. And her loving nickname for her dog is 'niggerdyke'.

I just love those edgey types, they're so unique on LJ *tear*

ETA: She's now throwing out the old 'my account was hacked' chestnut. Thanks hysteria for the heads up!

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	spawn_of_kong 2007-06-03 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'm racist when I feel like it. Against every race including my own. I also love misogyny, bigotry, homophobia, etc. I should keep count on how many people I can get to call me a bigot. It's a word people throw around so easily. Aaawww, look at her try so hard, bless her. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	oxydosic 2007-06-03 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I know, doesn't it make you just want to pinch her cheeks? She's trying so hard to be a unique rebellious snowflake! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jat_sapphire 2007-06-03 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	As long as "bless her" means "strike her repeatedly with a two-by-four stuck all over with nails." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	luthe 2007-06-04 02:44 am UTC (link)
	It's the Southern equivalent, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sesana 2007-06-04 03:21 am UTC (link)
	It sure can be. In the American South, to bless someone can mean anything that whoever is saying it (usually a very sweet woman over the age of 40) wants it to mean, and they'll always say it in the exact same tone of voice, whether they actually mean, "aw, you poor thing" or "God, you're an idiot". Or anything in between. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-06-04 04:46 am UTC (link)
	It's the perfect polite insult down here, because unless you know all the nuances of the person saying it, you have no idea whether they're paying a compliment, pitying you, or snarking you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2007-06-03 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	This reminds me of that Daily Show skit where Rob Cordry was going on about the oppression he faces as a racist. (Reply to this)

	grrliz 2007-06-03 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	friendhamster clearly thinks s/he is Michael Scott: There is no such thing as an appropriate joke, that's why it is a joke. Anyway, where the hell is Todd Packer when you need him? (Reply to this)

	wankaholic 2007-06-03 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	. . . and here I thought she'd be barely eighteen, not older than I am. Stop making our age group look bad! (Reply to this)

	ianthefira 2007-06-03 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't that person a troll? Or am I thinking of someone else with 'hamster' in their name? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wankismyfandom 2007-06-03 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	I think killhamster, also of Something Awful, is the one you're thinking of. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rhrsoulmates 2007-06-03 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	O/T - After this past season of House, I will never be able to see/hear the word 'hamster' and not associate it with House asking Cuddy (after her "date" with Wilson), "Panty hamster get a spin on its wheel?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oxydosic 2007-06-03 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	I don't watch House but I LOL'd. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	visp 2007-06-04 06:08 am UTC (link)
	I don't get it. Explain? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rhrsoulmates 2007-06-04 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	He was, in typical House fashion, crudely (and loudly, in an attempt to embarrass her) asking her if she got any "action" the night before - i.e. did she sleep with Wilson. The writers of the show seemed to have an odd fixation on using interesting euphemisms this season. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	visp 2007-06-05 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Weirdest Euphamism for sex ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	greenling 2007-06-04 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Gerbilsage, maybe? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	solle 2007-06-03 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Good friend of mine is Iranian. For Halloween, he had a backpack, a wire, and a small box with a red button. We lol'ed. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	varkias 2007-06-03 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	XD That's awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wankprophet 2007-06-03 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Without diaper jokes, how can we win the war on terror? We can't triumph through cartoons alone, dammit. (Reply to this)

	sepiamagpie 2007-06-03 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	It's hard out there, being a gigantic tool. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	alya1989262 2007-06-03 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	She's oppressed! Because hating racists is just as bad as being one... It all breeds hate!1!!1eleventyone! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-06-04 02:48 am UTC (link)
	hates like a hating hatey thing of HATE ... It makes me so tingly ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alya1989262 2007-06-04 09:30 am UTC (link)
	Don't be a hater: stop getting offended at racist jokes! I want her out of my species. ;_; Do something, Bernie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-06-04 09:56 am UTC (link)
	Hmm, dances scarily in an attempt to scare the dumb off (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2007-06-03 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, poor oppressed baby. I'd pat her on the head, but I'd be inclined to pat a little too hard. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	southerngaelic 2007-06-03 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Preferably with a sledgehammer? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Follow-up hysteria 2007-06-03 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	But it wasn't her! Trolls broke into her account! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Follow-up blackjackrocket 2007-06-03 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, it all makes sense now! And they nicknamed her dog too! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Follow-up littleshebear 2007-06-03 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder who was responsible? Was it, a) The Nanny b) Her bratty little sister c) Her bratty little brother or d) Niggerdyke? Place your bets! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Follow-up oxydosic 2007-06-03 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	God now I'm thinking about that episode of Robot Chicken where they're investigating the murder of Santa Claus. Who killed Santa? Was it Mrs. Claus? Colombian drug lords? Some retarded snowman? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Follow-up makeshyft 2007-06-04 12:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm betting.. e)Jimbo! /South Park reference (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Follow-up littleshebear 2007-06-04 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Is that your final answer? Or would you like to pick f) The Denver Broncos? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Follow-up makeshyft 2007-06-04 01:18 am UTC (link)
	No.. no.. wait! My final answer is v)A jar of almonds! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Follow-up iamnotresigned 2007-06-04 02:30 am UTC (link)
	WIN (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Follow-up oxydosic 2007-06-04 01:07 am UTC (link)
	It was the Denver Broncos! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Follow-up amxjm 2007-06-04 03:16 am UTC (link)
	'88 or '91? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Follow-up oxydosic 2007-06-03 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for the heads up, I'll edit that in. And, icon love! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Follow-up dracothelizard 2007-06-04 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	Also, just because she says she likes trolling in her userinfo doesn't mean she does it on LJ! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tangentialone 2007-06-04 01:03 am UTC (link)
	I wonder why it always seems to be the total jackasses who whine about how "political correctness has gone way too far"? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mmanurere 2007-06-04 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Maybe it's because the people who whine about how "political correctness has gone way to far" usually, when they say "political correctness," mean "people disapproving of my jackassery"? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	anonyrat 2007-06-04 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Because "political correctness has gone too far" always translates directly to "people won't let me be a racist idiot in peace". (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rimrunner 2007-06-04 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Small nitpick: missysedai isn't Syrian. Her husband is, though. (I thought about posting this, but since I commented a time or two before wising up, I figured I'd better leave it to someone else.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	oxydosic 2007-06-04 01:41 am UTC (link)
	I fail at reading comprehension, I'll fix that thanks. I had to try really hard not to nail into friendhamster. Those 'I'm offensive and that makes me cool' people drive me up a wall. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	plazmah 2007-06-04 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	For real. I want to tell them "Being offense doesn't make you cool, it makes you a jackass, jackass." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-04 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	The stupid, ohhhh, the stupid! (Reply to this)

	jellybeanboom 2007-06-04 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	They didn't insult you at all. You CHOSE to take it as an insult. You fucked yourself on that one. So if I called her a moron, does she get to decide/i> whether or not I'm insulting her? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jellybeanboom 2007-06-04 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently, though, I'm the moron when it comes to HTML. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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