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Eilan ([info]eilan) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-03 21:07:00
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Current mood:okay

My climate change brings all the wank to the yard
Small, but quickly growing:

[info]drsaddam posts a link to Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth movie in [info]_scientists_. Given the community, would you expect the response to be...

a) hey, thanks for the link.

b) I don't think that's completely legal.

or

c) OMG, you evil terrorist socialists who manipulate science!!!1!!!1!

In Soviet Russia, climate changes YOU!


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[info]wankprophet
2007-06-03 07:57 pm UTC (link)
You can't tell I'm an American by my opinion on global warming -- I think there's some substance to the issue. The only way you can tell I'm an American is the fact that I think the solution is to build millions of gigantic outdoor air-conditioners and plug them up in strategic locations around the globe.

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[info]birene
2007-06-03 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like a plan!

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[info]wankprophet
2007-06-04 01:26 am UTC (link)
Aha! Obviously a fellow Ameri...oh, wait, you didn't say it sounded like a good plan, did you?

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[info]birene
2007-06-04 06:59 am UTC (link)
No. But I was seriously tempted. ;)

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[info]silrana
2007-06-04 10:51 am UTC (link)
That reminds me of all the whacky plans that floated around when I was a teenager to prevent global cooling.

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[info]squib
2007-06-03 09:55 pm UTC (link)
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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[info]wankprophet
2007-06-04 01:33 am UTC (link)
It's $198 dollars a month. I know it sounds steep, but it's still cheaper than a live-in whore, and I don't need clothes from fucking Rodeo Drive.

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[info]wankprophet
2007-06-04 01:36 am UTC (link)
Also, my ass looks better in a dress and I refuse to use a body double.

So subscribe now.

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[info]risha
2007-06-04 01:48 am UTC (link)
The only question I have is, which country gets control of the thermostat? Because you know that Great Britain will want it at 65 while Bermuda will want it at 78.

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[info]wankprophet
2007-06-04 03:52 am UTC (link)
Heh. And the kids in Australia won't leave the damned thing alone no matter how much we yell at them to just go cool off in the wading pool.

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[info]plazmah
2007-06-04 12:28 pm UTC (link)
And the Canadians will bitch when it's too cold, then bitch when it's too hot.

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