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Eilan ([info]eilan) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-03 21:07:00


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Current mood:okay

My climate change brings all the wank to the yard
Small, but quickly growing:

[info]drsaddam posts a link to Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth movie in [info]_scientists_. Given the community, would you expect the response to be...

a) hey, thanks for the link.

b) I don't think that's completely legal.

or

c) OMG, you evil terrorist socialists who manipulate science!!!1!!!1!

In Soviet Russia, climate changes YOU!



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[info]eilan
2007-06-03 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Want more?

1

2

*sadfaces as well*

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[info]alya1989262
2007-06-03 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I'd seen the one about Strikeout. But, um, the "people who say 'how are you?' are stupid and Democrats will bring the next Great Depression and World War" one is a new special brand of crazy.

Though my favourite sentence is one in the post I linked:
As far as I know, no creature on earth simply has rights because of being alive.

I may have been educated in French schools, but I seem to like about the US constitution way more than this guy.

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[info]athy
2007-06-04 05:11 pm UTC (link)
I recognize some trolls in his/her friends list and groups so I don't know how much weight I'd give his/her statements.

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[info]alya1989262
2007-06-03 09:09 pm UTC (link)
*like the US constitution

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[info]hallidae
2007-06-03 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Wow. That's... Wow.

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[info]squib
2007-06-03 10:01 pm UTC (link)
That's it, I want a third party! Way too many people like this stinking up the GOP. Maybe if we have pundit yaoi-athons onstage at the next convention, they'll all leave?

(And what's with the anti-WOW comm? Why he have to hate on my favorite game? *sadface*)

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[info]mmanurere
2007-06-04 01:57 am UTC (link)
How about a fifth party? The Libertarian Party is too evil and authoritarian, and the Green Party is too wimpy and white.

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[info]barankhy
2007-06-04 02:34 am UTC (link)
How about a *_wank party? We will take your money and give you porn and a reasonable amount of the intoxicant of your choice!

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[info]mmanurere
2007-06-04 02:54 am UTC (link)
Then, as soon as we're in office, we can vote against porn and alcohol and tell everyone how wonderful we are for bringing the wank!

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[info]barankhy
2007-06-04 02:56 am UTC (link)
While keeping the porn and booze secretly to ourselves, right? RIGHT!?

And then, after a couple of years, we rescind the ban, all "lol social experiment" :D !

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[info]mmanurere
2007-06-04 03:32 am UTC (link)
Anyone who disagrees with us hates America/freedom/puppies/etc.!

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[info]barankhy
2007-06-04 03:34 am UTC (link)
And we could deport them to Canada >:-D

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[info]mmanurere
2007-06-04 03:56 am UTC (link)
And then we can point our finger at the wankers and the cat-macro-makers and the Schadenfreude Pie-eaters and the mods and the Harmoanians who want to make that the only acceptable shipping preference, and say "You let this happen!"

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[info]barankhy
2007-06-04 04:02 am UTC (link)
And when they start to whine, we'll just get very apologetic and all "Well, we only wanted to protect you from yourselves. 'sides, we didn't put ourselves in office - you did!"

And after us, the deluge.

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pastri_archy
2007-06-04 04:08 am UTC (link)
Where do I sign up to be in this noble party?

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[info]barankhy
2007-06-04 04:09 am UTC (link)
Just send me lipgloss and an ipod, and consider yourself registered ^_^

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[info]breecita
2007-06-04 04:17 am UTC (link)
Possibly the best political scheme EVAH!

*boxes up ipod and lipgloss*

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[info]barankhy
2007-06-04 04:23 am UTC (link)
Thanks for helping me restore my Nigerian fortune :D !
...
Oops, wrong scheme -_-
*backpedals*

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pastri_archy
2007-06-04 04:21 am UTC (link)
*sends*

Do we get cool hats?

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[info]barankhy
2007-06-04 04:24 am UTC (link)
The hats are, I daresay, vital to our world domination presidential plotting :D

*hides "Brainwashin With Hats for Dummys"*

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pastri_archy
2007-06-04 02:55 pm UTC (link)
Long as it's sytlish, I could care less.

*adjusts hair*

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[info]alya1989262
2007-06-04 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Long as it's sytlish it tastes good...

Fixed that for ya. =)

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-06-03 10:27 pm UTC (link)
First off they are raising the minimum wage and they will go after corporations, raise taxes, and give everyone free health care. How is this good? Because it will cause the next great depression.

Whut?

Best of all Iran, China and North Korea will all be appeased like crazy, giving them a chance to build and sell whatever weapons they want, and invade their neighbors as they please.

Mmhmm, because the saber rattling our republican leadership is doing is sooo much more effective.

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[info]thoms
2007-06-03 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Oh, he'd hate living where I live. Where about no one actually says Hi or Hello, where our greeting of choice is: Y'doin' alright?

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[info]alya1989262
2007-06-03 11:19 pm UTC (link)
:D That sounds like quite a friendly place.

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