"There are tons of jobs you can do from home."

For example, fetish porn! Put that big belly to work, let's see ya shake it like ya make it, baby. And once the kid is born, make breast milk into cheese! See? There's TONS of ways to make money at home! It's so easy, I don't know why everyone doesn't do it!

People who think "There's ways to make money at home" is some sort of catchall for SAHMs always tickle my funny bone. Especially when they think we can do stuff while we're actively momming. There's a reason your local daycare center is not an accounting firm as well.