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lupus_in_fabula ([info]lupus_in_fabula) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-06 15:49:00


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Current mood:Shiny

Breaking my wank cherry w/ some good ol-fashioned breast feeding wank...
How DARE Maggie Gyllenhaal feed her baby in public! Innocent Paparazzi are practically being tied down and FORCED to photograph her and then share the pictures with the public.

Oh no they didn't

Cue lots of back and forth about how ugly this is, how gross and icky boobies are, how ugly and gross SHE is, etc. etc. Of special note is [info]demi32's Use a bottle in public it's just my opinion" post and the ensuing wankage about that.

Have fun! (Hope I did this right - first post. :-D)

ETA - Cat macros have been lobbed in the [info]demi32 thread listed above. Good times.



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[info]varkias
2007-06-06 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Inorite? I did that already today, and DAMN was I productive. Productivity time is over now.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-06-06 10:58 pm UTC (link)
You are far more interesting than I am. I've just been reading the Army Wives wank.

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[info]varkias
2007-06-06 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Au contraire, twas not interesting at all, unfortunately... merely productiveness of the work variety. Perhaps I shall be interesting tomorrow.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-06-06 11:04 pm UTC (link)
But, still. It didn't involve watching soldiers and their wives sounding off like Potter fen. Oh, wait. That was interesting. My bad. You had to do work instead. *mocks*

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[info]varkias
2007-06-06 11:27 pm UTC (link)
*sadface* You mock my misfortune! You're meeeeeeeeeean!

...where is this wank? I do not see this wank. Is not posted?

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-06-06 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh, sweetie, I mock everyone. *pats* You're not special.

It's here. Not posted. Just found it by accident when looking for caps to make an icon or two with.

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[info]varkias
2007-06-06 11:38 pm UTC (link)
Ahhh thanks. Why not post it then?

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-06-06 11:40 pm UTC (link)
1) I've never posted a wank.
2) I'm one of the bottom commenters, so that'd just be awkward.

But the wank rocks, honestly. Mudslinging ahoy.

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[info]varkias
2007-06-06 11:41 pm UTC (link)
I've never posted one either, or I'd do it myself. Actually what I really should do is go the hell to bed already. But I'll take a look at it later. The main reason I'd hesitate to post something is because I suck at making things sound funny.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-06-06 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Silly, if you're up past half past bedtime, that means you missed it entirely. Honestly, now. Go to bed.

You should look at it tomorrow. I have a feeling it'll be multiplying. It's a goldmine. Apparently if you don't portray Army wives has saints, it's a knock against the soldiers in Iraq. (No, seriously, I saw that pretty much written up, except with more "woe is me".) I couldn't make it funny. I'd just end up linking everything with their quotes because they make the funny for me. *snort*

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[info]varkias
2007-06-06 11:47 pm UTC (link)
LOL....guess I will then, on both counts. Sounds good, at any rate.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-06-06 11:48 pm UTC (link)
And the bitter soldier comments are even better. Makes The First Wives Club women look optimistic. And yes, go to bed.

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[info]pipssister
2007-06-07 01:54 pm UTC (link)
Aww, don't be shy. Share! Perhaps in i_wank ...

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-06-07 06:04 pm UTC (link)
*grins* No, no. I leave that to the funny people. I just seem to accidentally stumble upon it.

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[info]pipssister
2007-06-09 12:47 am UTC (link)
Please! I'm as funny as Gallagher and yet I posted the self-cleaning anus wank. YOU TOO CAN BE eFAMOUS!

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-06-09 12:49 am UTC (link)
*laugh* But Gallagher destroys watermelons...how can that not be funny?

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