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hangingfire ([info]hangingfire) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-07 14:36:00


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Fish-inna-barrel wank of the day
The NY Times newsblog The Lede reports that Paris Hilton is out of jail and under house arrest. Predictably, the comments thread explodes. 690 comments and counting.

My favorite part about this is actually not the comments thread (which is full of all the self-righteous wankery you'd expect, on all sides). It's the Recent Posts sidebar and the comment counts therein:



I find it especially funny, and possibly even a touch ironic, in light of the sheer number of people in the Hilton comments thread ranting about how news is SERIOUS BUSINESS and complaining about the girl getting yet more airtime.


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[info]dante_the_mouse
2007-06-07 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Don't prisons have medical wards anymore? I've never heard of someone being let out for a "medical condition" before.

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[info]daylightsparks
2007-06-07 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Huh, I wonder if Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is gonna get rid of their Paris Hilton scents now that she's out of the pokey.

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[info]sticks
2007-06-07 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Says Paris Hilton: "I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."

That girl's jail-escaping powers make DL from Heroes look weak, man.

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[info]rachel_pi
2007-06-07 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Wow, I didn't know that being rich and famous was now a medical condition. *rolls eyes*

I have learned a great deal from this ordeal

Who else totally does not believe that?

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[info]ghostmaster
2007-06-07 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Reason to become famous number 1: You can get away with fricking anything.

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[info]demonbean
2007-06-07 08:38 pm UTC (link)
I'm wondering if panic attacks, nervous breakdowns, and suicide attempts is slang for "withdrawal" ...

Erhem.

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(no subject) - [info]alya1989262, 2007-06-07 09:31 pm UTC

[info]alya1989262
2007-06-07 08:47 pm UTC (link)
... Hadn't she just got in? Like, 3 days ago?

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[info]frequentmouse
2007-06-07 08:51 pm UTC (link)
47.
June 7th,
2007
10:46 am
Hey, can’t we just be happy for her? Maybe some of you have forgotten 9-11.
— Posted by Mark Adams

Huhthewhat?

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OT - [info]singe, 2007-06-08 02:47 pm UTC
Re: OT - nam_jai, 2007-06-08 03:49 pm UTC
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[info]velvet_mace
2007-06-07 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Jail time was totally harshing her buzz.

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[info]eclair
2007-06-07 09:50 pm UTC (link)
I still like the idea of painting the jail bars to look like penises in order to make her feel comfortable.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-06-07 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Damn it, I was just starting to have faith in our justice system again.

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-06-07 11:13 pm UTC (link)
So, how many new wings is the DA's office getting?

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[info]ru_debega
2007-06-07 11:22 pm UTC (link)
I cannot be the only person hoping like hell that she does something idiotic in the next couple of days so they're forced to chuck her right back in.

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[info]missdaisy
2007-06-07 11:40 pm UTC (link)
It's good to know there are still psychiatrists out there who are willing to be bribed take such good care of their patients.

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[info]harrylovesron
2007-06-07 11:49 pm UTC (link)
There are some LOL STUPID AMERICANS comments and a little more wanking on CNN.com's Marquee Blog.

God, I even heard a newscaster saying a sarcastic "Waaah, waaah, waaaah" on-air in regards to this case. If she were any other prisoner refusing to eat, she'd have been told to put on her big girl panties and deal with it or starve to death.

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(no subject) - [info]irised, 2007-06-09 11:24 am UTC

[info]dez_chan
2007-06-07 11:49 pm UTC (link)
“She has fulfilled her obligation,” said Steve Whitmore, the department’s spokesman. “She has paid her debt to society.”

Really? 'Cause I thought when you had a 90-day sentence, you were required to serve at least half that to be considered to have "paid your debt to society." (BTW, I never understood how that was supposed to work anyway, considering we pay for the prisons and their upkeep...shouldn't it be, "She's mooched off us long enough"?)

In conclusion, fail.

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[info]cleolinda
2007-06-08 02:16 am UTC (link)
TMZ is saying now that the DA is hauling her back into court tomorrow, because the judge specifically said no electronic monitoring devices in lieu of jail. Whee!

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[info]apoplexia
2007-06-08 07:34 am UTC (link)
I've often wondered how long I'd last in the big house. All things considered, even though I have "prag" written all over me, or probably shortly would, I still think a week before my first suicide attempt.

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[info]notjo
2007-06-08 11:53 am UTC (link)
At my workplace today, they had on the radio about this, and I guess the radio station *called the company that makes the damned electronic bracelet monitors*.

From Australia.

....

I'm just gonna sit here.

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[info]lady7jane
2007-06-08 03:39 pm UTC (link)
You know, these days it's hard to say which I find more ridiculous: Paris Hilton or Paris Hilton hate(rs).

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[info]karmyn75
2007-06-08 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Terminal stupidity is not a valid medical condition.

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[info]zaliesiren
2007-06-08 04:42 pm UTC (link)
That screen shot you've got of the sidebar is a thing of beauty and by beauty I mean I want to throw my hands up and ask the gods why.

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(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2007-06-08 04:46 pm UTC

[info]chikane
2007-06-08 07:12 pm UTC (link)
I want this whole story as a Phoenix Wright storyline. Imagine the objections :D

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(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2007-06-08 08:23 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]miharu, 2007-06-09 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-06-09 10:00 am UTC
THIS JUST IN:
[info]queencallipygos
2007-06-08 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Paris has been ordered back to jail anyway.

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Re: THIS JUST IN: - [info]hangingfire, 2007-06-08 08:02 pm UTC
Re: THIS JUST IN: - [info]velvet_mace, 2007-06-08 10:34 pm UTC
Re: THIS JUST IN: - [info]makeshyft, 2007-06-09 06:49 am UTC
GIP
[info]fevered_ego
2007-06-08 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Error 666: Dignity not found!

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