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	cleolinda 2007-06-08 02:16 am UTC (link)
	TMZ is saying now that the DA is hauling her back into court tomorrow, because the judge specifically said no electronic monitoring devices in lieu of jail. Whee! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kookaburra 2007-06-08 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Go go action judge! Hooray! I have a serious crush on that guy now. Also, my theory is that Paris annoyed the jailstaff so much that the "nervous breakdown" wasn't hers, but her warden's. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

cleolinda
2007-06-08 02:56 am UTC (link)

Honestly, that is exactly what I've heard--one of those "I know someone who says she knows someone who knows" things, but the theory is that the warden/sheriff really, really wanted her out of the jail; her being there was riling all the other prisoners and/or staff up, so when they found a reason to get her off his hands, he was more than happy to oblige. So the sheriff's probably going to get his ass kicked as well. WOOO!

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	kookaburra 2007-06-09 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'd be interested to know if this is the same warden who has let other stars out with a slap on the wrist. If so, I'd be very suspicious about him accepting bribes to let them out early. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-08 03:02 am UTC (link)
	I wanna bring him home and just squish him to pieces. I love this guy. Seriously. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

kookaburra
2007-06-09 06:15 pm UTC (link)

Also, from what I understand, Judge Sauer used to be very high up in the justice system, but instead of retiring asked to be given lighter duties and ended up in traffic court. That gives me the impression that he really wants to uphold justice (or at least the law) and is committed to doing it well no matter how "unimportant" other people may deem his position to be.

He totally deserves mad schnoogles. And cookies.

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	evilsqueakers 2007-06-09 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Now, see. He just rocks. I want him to get every single young star in his court and set their ass straight. grins Please? Pretty please? He deserves a whole store's worth of chocolate now. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ru_debega 2007-06-08 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Dammit, I could kiss that man. <3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2007-06-08 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Dude, that's even better than when the Govornator said he had more pressing issues to deal with than her petition to not have to go. The awesome is spreading. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stopthatgirl7 2007-06-08 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	He said that? Awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-06-09 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, yeah. I was like "Wow... I still hate him, but he just jumped quite a few notches on the respect ladder," when I saw the article on Yahoo!News. Mama LOL'd when I showed it to her. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thebratqueen 2007-06-08 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	Of course now she gets to literally phone it in. Because... courtrooms make her itchy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2007-06-08 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	I just saw that headline. Way to completely harsh my buzz, Paris. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thebratqueen 2007-06-08 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	So at this point do we just give up and start the Paris vs. Lindsey Death By Overdose pool? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2007-06-08 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	See, I don't even think there's a question there. Lindsay would definitely be the one to OD; if anything, Paris would wind up killing someone else. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thebratqueen 2007-06-08 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Good point. I suppose it's too much to hope she takes out Dina while she's at it. And CNN now tells me that Paris has to haul her ass to court anyway. HA HA. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2007-06-08 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Really? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sticks 2007-06-08 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	And is sending a police car to pick her up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	irised 2007-06-09 10:59 am UTC (link)
	And the sight of her bawling face inside that car warmed my heart right through ^___^ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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