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	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 04:40 am UTC (link)
	I only shave in the summer, because it gets hot and they itch and it's a pain in the ass to keep them unshaved in 100 degree heat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-12 04:47 am UTC (link)
	This is true. Sometimes I feel like being smooth and shiny, so I shave. I've got nobody to impress at the moment but myself, so eh. LOL! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Well, hell, no one that I've wanted to impress has ever seen my legs, so I just shave for my comfort. It's not like my cat'll care all that much. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-12 04:54 am UTC (link)
	I had a boyfriend who was a furry. He loved my armpits - it was SO weird. He looked like a long-haired Tobey Maguire, though, so I put up with just about any weird shit he threw at me. He had a cycler's bottom and thighs. sighs Good times. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 04:56 am UTC (link)
	dies laughing I'm sorry, I just. ARMPITS. laughs harder Ahem, better now. Really. cracks up again Ahem, Tobey Maguire. I guess it would be a bad time to mention I've never found him hot, huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-12 05:08 am UTC (link)
	I did, which was the important thing if we're talking about someone I dated. LOL! He would just play with them if I was wearing a sleeveless top. I'd screw up my face in puzzlement and go, "Dude! WHAT are you DOING?!" He liked my fat rolls too. I guess it was better than someone telling me to lose weight and shave my armpits, ho! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Well, I mean...dude, ARMPITS SMELL! Even after you wash them, they smell god awful. Did he have a thing for Molly Shannon? Hey, your rolls just make you squishy and cuddly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

napalmnacey
2007-06-12 05:21 am UTC (link)

They aren't huge rolls and they're only there when I'm sitting down. I have no idea. I know he had a thing for Tilda Swinton. He liked androgyny, which used to concern me until he started going out with his latest girl, who is utterly womanly, she's just a dear and I thought, "Okay, I'm not a shemale, he just fantasizes about anatomical extremes and impossibilities! Phew!"

Mine don't smell bad. They can if I exert myself, but since I live a rather low-key life they generally smell like the musky underarm deoderant I use.

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	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Pfft, then you have no fat rolls. shakes finger at you And if I knew who Tilda was, that might help a little more. grins But not so much with the unknown. Mine don't smell that bad either, but they sure don't smell all roses and sunshine. What with being a hidden cavity in the body and all. Mine smell a lot like Secret. grins (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-12 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Uhm - have you seen Narnia? She's the queen chick in it. Very androgynous. LOL! You know who doesn't smell bad? My Dad. I swear, even after work all he'd smell like was metal (he was a boilermaker). I know guys who smell like ASS after a full day's work. Damned fastidious Germans. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 05:36 am UTC (link)
	That would be a no. I missed that go round of movies. Oops. Dude, how did he get so lucky? Because my dad? Smells like two-week-old rotten cheese after a full day working in a box plant. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-12 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Never mind then. It's worth seeing for ten minutes of James McAvoy as a faun. All my Greek Myth kinks come out to play! :D I have no idea. Maybe it's the fact that he's coated, head to toe, in metal filings and dust and it stopped him from smelling or something. shrugs Who knows. The other option is that he's a freak. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 05:42 am UTC (link)
	I'd be willing to listen to McAvoy read the phonebook. I'm just saying. laugh Well, to be fair, my dad wears shorts (even in 30 degree weather, the freak), short sleeve shorts, socks and shoes. Just be glad you can't smell the feetholders. Trust me. Hey, if your daddy's a freak, maybe he gave you the genes, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-12 05:47 am UTC (link)
	He's shirtless and scruffy? That's added incentive. Well, Dad would wear overalls. Every time. Even in hot weather. I wish. I can smell really terrible sometimes. :( I hate it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Duuude, totally worth it then. Overalls are at least better than cheap shorts that crap out every couple months. And if they get flubbed up, instant gear to paint the house. Most humans smell bad, so you're not alone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-12 05:51 am UTC (link)
	The good thing is when I smell good, I smell really good. LOL! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Aw, see, one up than me. I only smell good when I use my purdy perfume. Or my shampoo that smells good too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-12 05:59 am UTC (link)
	I have this natural, sweet musky smell. So odd. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 06:01 am UTC (link)
	I have no smell, or no one's ever told me about it. Mostly I just smell like my soap and shampoo, which are lavender. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-12 10:03 am UTC (link)
	See, that's nice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I started out picking it because the color was purple (sadly, I was like eighteen at the time), and I kept it because it smelled nice. I turn easy for the color purple. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-06-12 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, me too. Purple and pink when associated with strawberries. I'm such a girl sometimes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2007-06-12 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	See, I just started liking pink again. When I was younger, my godmom decided MAUVE was the perfect color for a six-year-old girl. And it stayed like that until she moved when I was 14. Yeah. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

napalmnacey
2007-06-12 04:34 pm UTC (link)

It has to be a certain kind of pink for me. A bold, sassy, skull-fucking pink. A pink that says, "I HAVE A VAGINA, BITCH, AND I LIKE IT!" You know what I mean? I have this deliciously hot pink purse. Mainly so I don't leave it behind anywhere cause I just lose black ones - they are invisible to me. A good pink on my olive skin looks great though, so I can wear the colour. I also like it on notebooks, as pen inks and on my niece (who is more obsessed about pink than anyone I know, including Stephanie from Lazy Town).

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evilsqueakers
2007-06-12 04:41 pm UTC (link)

*laugh* I only like cotton candy pink for me. It looks damn good on my pale skin. But yes, I know what you mean about the BOLD IN YOUR FACE FUCKFACE pink. It's good for conversation starters, too. You can't miss a rack in the color. *whistles innocently* And I have a brown Fossil bag that goes everywhere I go so I don't lose it. And I don't worry about it matching my outfit since I'm never out of jeans.

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