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Vigilant E. Rodent, Esq. ([info]vigilanterodent) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-08 13:43:00


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Become a wanker, learn to tuck.
You may (probably not, but you may) remember a lovely little lady named [info]nokomarie from this bit of i_wankery in days of yore. She is back at it in all her pretentiously batshit glory in [info]little_details, in a charming little display of transphobia, wordwank, and accusing a mod of trolling her own community.

It starts when [info]coloredink asks a question about erections and tucking - can you get one, does it hurt, etc. etc.. (Beware - NSFW images!) One member helpfully provides photographs, which is
where the trouble starts.

[info]nokomarie: Um. Well, that explains "Miss Saigon". I shall go in my corner now and whimper in total confusion over why a person wouild lie so in the first place.

[info]salzara_tirwen: Or you could go ask a drag queen/crossdresser/transperson, except without using rude words like "lie".

The wank here peters out, because [info]nokomarie is apparently referencing not tucking in general but specifically, like, M. Butterfly or something, and people generously drop it. So you'd think it was over, right? But no! She had to go and call tucking "shenanigans" and the shit starts to fly.

Witness! Nokomarie is better than you peons because she is a nurse, she doesn't have to respect other people's gender identity because she's stressed from work and her husband is ill, apparently the mod is a troll now?, and a tiny but hilarious bit of awesome in this exchange.

It's not the biggest wank, but it's proudly strutting its stuff down the wankwalk.

FAIR WARNING: Fill up my email inbox with comments all about your thoughts on trans, and I will rip out your still-beating heart and make a casserole with it.



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[info]doomsday
2007-06-08 07:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm a nurse with over twenty years of health care experience under my belt and a lot of education from the best.

The best what? Is she talking about Nurse Ratched?

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2007-06-08 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-06-08 10:44 pm UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2007-06-08 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Fill up my email inbox with comments all about your thoughts on trans, and I will rip out your still-beating heart and make a casserole with it.

That's hot. I love a woman who can cook.

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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-06-08 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-06-09 10:33 pm UTC

[info]braisinhussy
2007-06-08 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Will you bake it in one of these?

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(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-06-08 07:54 pm UTC
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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-06-08 07:56 pm UTC (link)
(oh my god, i just posted my reply to this thread in the othe thread, someone give me a clue. @_@)

...Dear gods, that woman has to be the most delicate-arsed thing about, if she's so easily butthurt.

I doubt she's a nurse. They have thicker skins, because epople do things like scream obscenities at others when in pain, and you ca't go around taking such things personally when your verbal assailant just called the fire extinguisher a cockmongler in a fit of delirium.

I feel for her kids too; if the woman is like this in PUBLIC--

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-06-08 08:29 pm UTC
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[info]phosfate
2007-06-08 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Yay! I love casserole!

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[info]omega
2007-06-08 08:16 pm UTC (link)
[thoughts on trans]

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[info]edgyspice
2007-06-08 08:49 pm UTC (link)
For some reason I'm reminded of the time my dad told me that he didn't like actors because they "lie for a living."

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(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2007-06-09 12:34 am UTC
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[info]loki
2007-06-08 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I was very careful; Don't lie. It can get you into terrible trouble if not killed. Yeah, sure, you could (just suppose here) do such a good fake that only somebody of my skill level would be able to spot it. And no, it's not the adams apple. Out of luck, you're being mean and I shan't tell you as it is written in no place that I know of and I have a very capacious memory. Doesn't mean it doesn't get purged from time to time but I thought you guys would be welcome to the astounding amount of crap that the old head collects from decade to decade.

If only your writing level was as high as your bullshit level. :(

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(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-06-08 09:38 pm UTC
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[info]puipui
2007-06-08 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Well, that explains "Miss Saigon".

There was tucking in "Miss Saigon"? Damn, all these years, and I never once realized that Lea Salonga was a man. How could I have been so blind?

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(no subject) - [info]squib, 2007-06-08 10:02 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2007-06-10 04:36 am UTC
IFAC ... - [info]urpletastic, 2007-06-11 06:19 am UTC
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[info]april_hurst
2007-06-08 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Pretentious and ignorant! But there's something missing...

For sensitivity; how could you possibly know that there is something severely wrong with my husband and that it is the beginning of the end and I know it, so does he, and so do my adult children?

Hell. I'm looking at a twelve-hour shift as a ringer in a facility that is in trouble and my husband might be dead and I am arguing with, what would you call yourself in all honesty right now?

And there it is! Appeals to sympathy after one has been an asshat. We have a wank hat trick!

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2007-06-08 11:45 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]monsley, 2007-06-09 05:20 pm UTC

dracothelizard
2007-06-08 11:05 pm UTC (link)
See, the pictures of the tucking confuse me, and they look REALLY painful.

That is all.

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(no subject) - [info]whimsy_chan, 2007-06-08 11:16 pm UTC
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[info]velvet_mace
2007-06-09 12:31 am UTC (link)
Wow! Hey, I'm an older mom! This totally makes me an expert on Transgendered people and PreChaucerian English! Because giving birth is magical like that!

And wow, those pictures are fascinating and informative! But -- where'd his balls go?

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(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2007-06-09 12:34 am UTC
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[info]seiberwing
2007-06-09 02:16 am UTC (link)
If you tell everyone that you're not physically female, then you're sort of defeating the purpose of dressing in the first place. It's called being Stealth Trans.

I'm now picturing a transgendered Solid Snake here.

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(no subject) - [info]blue_penguin, 2007-06-09 05:23 am UTC
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[info]chaos_theory
2007-06-09 02:19 am UTC (link)
ARRRGH! The trannies are going to get me! The trannies are going to get me! *runs around flailing until I fall down*

I am glad I have been educated by [info]nokomarie that transexuals are out to get me. Starting today I demand that everyone I meet immediately drop their pants so I can do a tape and spirit gum inspection. Sure it will make the wait at the DMV longer, but I think we'll all feel so much more secure once we know the sex of everyone we come into contact with.

Sooo...take off your pants.

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[info]ehann
2007-06-09 03:04 am UTC (link)
I need an icon. Something along the lines of "Get out of my profession, you're making it look stupid."

I love the bonus drama hand wringing over the mostly dead spouse, but yet she's got time to have an internet flame war while angsting about work.

Seriously, lady, STFU.

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2007-06-09 03:42 am UTC
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[info]somnambulicious
2007-06-09 03:23 am UTC (link)
I shall go in my corner now and whimper in total confusion over why a person wouild lie so in the first place.

Well, someone's never seen "Boys Don't Cry." D:

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(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-06-09 04:22 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-06-10 07:06 am UTC

[info]out_bottle
2007-06-09 04:13 am UTC (link)
Calling the mod a troll for the lose.

But now I found a new and interesting comm on LJ! Thanks, otf_wank!!!

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[info]blue_penguin
2007-06-09 04:46 am UTC (link)
... That woman is old enough to have grown children? Dear lord, she's more than a little immature for her age, isn't she? (And if her job is so demanding and her husband's dying, where is she finding time to wank on the internet?)

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(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-06-09 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_penguin, 2007-06-09 08:02 am UTC

[info]kelschuu
2007-06-09 09:27 am UTC (link)
...*cough* Well 'ouch!'ness aside, ignoring the negativity of some of the other members, that was very kind of atomic645 to provide such a detailed reply.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-06-09 11:14 am UTC (link)
It's called being Stealth Trans.

IT'S A TRAP!!!!

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[info]willywanka
2007-06-09 03:59 pm UTC (link)
From the mod-linked language wank:

Yes, I think I know what I am saying when I say something in English.

That makes one of us!

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[info]anonyrat
2007-06-09 10:15 pm UTC (link)
...whatever 'glue' it is that person is using to tuck looks EXACTLY like the stuff I use to stick pieces of metal together for jewelry.

D:

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[info]kittenmommy
2007-06-09 10:34 pm UTC (link)

Fill up my email inbox with comments all about your thoughts on trans, and I will rip out your still-beating heart and make a casserole with it.

OK. Would you rather hear my thoughts on yaoi?

[ducking and running]

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-06-09 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Ow, why did I read this? All my girl parts retracted just looking at the pics. And learning of using superglue? Even more ouchs. I'm sorry, there was wank? I missed it while trying to crawl back into bed and pretend my brain didn't see what it saw.

And after seeing Cockzilla over at Smart Bitches yesterday, oh god. Make my brain stop. PLEASE.

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[info]mistressrenet
2007-06-10 04:35 am UTC (link)
I think you should get some kind of prize when you call the mod a troll.

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