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Vigilant E. Rodent, Esq. ([info]vigilanterodent) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-08 13:43:00


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Become a wanker, learn to tuck.
You may (probably not, but you may) remember a lovely little lady named [info]nokomarie from this bit of i_wankery in days of yore. She is back at it in all her pretentiously batshit glory in [info]little_details, in a charming little display of transphobia, wordwank, and accusing a mod of trolling her own community.

It starts when [info]coloredink asks a question about erections and tucking - can you get one, does it hurt, etc. etc.. (Beware - NSFW images!) One member helpfully provides photographs, which is
where the trouble starts.

[info]nokomarie: Um. Well, that explains "Miss Saigon". I shall go in my corner now and whimper in total confusion over why a person wouild lie so in the first place.

[info]salzara_tirwen: Or you could go ask a drag queen/crossdresser/transperson, except without using rude words like "lie".

The wank here peters out, because [info]nokomarie is apparently referencing not tucking in general but specifically, like, M. Butterfly or something, and people generously drop it. So you'd think it was over, right? But no! She had to go and call tucking "shenanigans" and the shit starts to fly.

Witness! Nokomarie is better than you peons because she is a nurse, she doesn't have to respect other people's gender identity because she's stressed from work and her husband is ill, apparently the mod is a troll now?, and a tiny but hilarious bit of awesome in this exchange.

It's not the biggest wank, but it's proudly strutting its stuff down the wankwalk.

FAIR WARNING: Fill up my email inbox with comments all about your thoughts on trans, and I will rip out your still-beating heart and make a casserole with it.



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[info]msmanna
2007-06-10 01:02 pm UTC (link)
When I read the last wank she poppped up in, I wondered if English was nokomarie's first language. Now I'm wondering if Earth is her first planet.

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[info]demonbean
2007-06-10 02:47 pm UTC (link)
Hell. I'm looking at a twelve-hour shift as a ringer in a facility that is in trouble and my husband might be dead

So ... call home ... ? I'm confused.

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[info]oxydosic
2007-06-11 12:08 am UTC (link)
The way she talks makes me want to punch her in the mouth.

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rachelthedemon
2007-06-11 05:42 am UTC (link)
How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania....

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redwarrior
2007-06-11 06:02 pm UTC (link)
FTW!

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2007-06-11 06:24 am UTC (link)
Who cares about the wank, that tucking demonstration was awesome!

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OMG I'M A LIAR!11!!
redwarrior
2007-06-11 06:02 pm UTC (link)
...Now you know why I, as an FtM, do not have a whole lot of faith in the medical system.

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[info]amberwaves
2007-06-13 02:24 am UTC (link)
Oh, god, Nokomarie. I've had the misfortune to have to deal with her on a variety of levels (mod to comms she's a member of, fellow fanfic writer, fellow iconist) and I can tell you: she's batshit no matter what she's talking about.

Her grasp of English is seriously suspect, and she's so thin-skinned she would go a mile out of her way to get her feelings hurt. There's really no way to deal with her besides just saying, "Okay!" and leaving.

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