ARRRGH! The trannies are going to get me! The trannies are going to get me! *runs around flailing until I fall down*

I am glad I have been educated by nokomarie that transexuals are out to get me. Starting today I demand that everyone I meet immediately drop their pants so I can do a tape and spirit gum inspection. Sure it will make the wait at the DMV longer, but I think we'll all feel so much more secure once we know the sex of everyone we come into contact with.

Sooo...take off your pants.