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Vigilant E. Rodent, Esq. ([info]vigilanterodent) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-08 13:43:00


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Become a wanker, learn to tuck.
You may (probably not, but you may) remember a lovely little lady named [info]nokomarie from this bit of i_wankery in days of yore. She is back at it in all her pretentiously batshit glory in [info]little_details, in a charming little display of transphobia, wordwank, and accusing a mod of trolling her own community.

It starts when [info]coloredink asks a question about erections and tucking - can you get one, does it hurt, etc. etc.. (Beware - NSFW images!) One member helpfully provides photographs, which is
where the trouble starts.

[info]nokomarie: Um. Well, that explains "Miss Saigon". I shall go in my corner now and whimper in total confusion over why a person wouild lie so in the first place.

[info]salzara_tirwen: Or you could go ask a drag queen/crossdresser/transperson, except without using rude words like "lie".

The wank here peters out, because [info]nokomarie is apparently referencing not tucking in general but specifically, like, M. Butterfly or something, and people generously drop it. So you'd think it was over, right? But no! She had to go and call tucking "shenanigans" and the shit starts to fly.

Witness! Nokomarie is better than you peons because she is a nurse, she doesn't have to respect other people's gender identity because she's stressed from work and her husband is ill, apparently the mod is a troll now?, and a tiny but hilarious bit of awesome in this exchange.

It's not the biggest wank, but it's proudly strutting its stuff down the wankwalk.

FAIR WARNING: Fill up my email inbox with comments all about your thoughts on trans, and I will rip out your still-beating heart and make a casserole with it.


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[info]velvet_mace
2007-06-09 12:31 am UTC (link)
Wow! Hey, I'm an older mom! This totally makes me an expert on Transgendered people and PreChaucerian English! Because giving birth is magical like that!

And wow, those pictures are fascinating and informative! But -- where'd his balls go?

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[info]velvet_mace
2007-06-09 12:34 am UTC (link)
Or perhaps being an older mom makes me act like a small hyperactive poodle on wank communities....mmmm.

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[info]thesilentsenshi
2007-06-09 12:49 am UTC (link)
I'm not a mom. At least you have an excuse. xD

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[info]velvet_mace
2007-06-09 01:12 am UTC (link)
*nods*

Sometimes I feel like all I do all day is run in circles going Yip!Yip!Yip!

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2007-06-09 04:23 am UTC (link)
Someone asked me to post this reply for him:

This is difficult to explain, but there's actually a sort of "hole" where the testicles emerged from, that they actually fit back into. If you have a male handy and willing, just ask to touch the area gently, and you'll see that you can push a finger (painlessly, though perhaps uncomfortably) an inch or two in. That's where you can put the testicles!

Personally, I can think of better places to put the testicles. Like in a jar.

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-06-10 06:05 am UTC (link)
An inch or two? I haven't got any testicles or testicle-holes, but urk.

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