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Vigilant E. Rodent, Esq. ([info]vigilanterodent) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-08 13:43:00


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Become a wanker, learn to tuck.
You may (probably not, but you may) remember a lovely little lady named [info]nokomarie from this bit of i_wankery in days of yore. She is back at it in all her pretentiously batshit glory in [info]little_details, in a charming little display of transphobia, wordwank, and accusing a mod of trolling her own community.

It starts when [info]coloredink asks a question about erections and tucking - can you get one, does it hurt, etc. etc.. (Beware - NSFW images!) One member helpfully provides photographs, which is
where the trouble starts.

[info]nokomarie: Um. Well, that explains "Miss Saigon". I shall go in my corner now and whimper in total confusion over why a person wouild lie so in the first place.

[info]salzara_tirwen: Or you could go ask a drag queen/crossdresser/transperson, except without using rude words like "lie".

The wank here peters out, because [info]nokomarie is apparently referencing not tucking in general but specifically, like, M. Butterfly or something, and people generously drop it. So you'd think it was over, right? But no! She had to go and call tucking "shenanigans" and the shit starts to fly.

Witness! Nokomarie is better than you peons because she is a nurse, she doesn't have to respect other people's gender identity because she's stressed from work and her husband is ill, apparently the mod is a troll now?, and a tiny but hilarious bit of awesome in this exchange.

It's not the biggest wank, but it's proudly strutting its stuff down the wankwalk.

FAIR WARNING: Fill up my email inbox with comments all about your thoughts on trans, and I will rip out your still-beating heart and make a casserole with it.


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[info]chaos_theory
2007-06-09 02:19 am UTC (link)
ARRRGH! The trannies are going to get me! The trannies are going to get me! *runs around flailing until I fall down*

I am glad I have been educated by [info]nokomarie that transexuals are out to get me. Starting today I demand that everyone I meet immediately drop their pants so I can do a tape and spirit gum inspection. Sure it will make the wait at the DMV longer, but I think we'll all feel so much more secure once we know the sex of everyone we come into contact with.

Sooo...take off your pants.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2007-06-09 02:59 am UTC (link)
*pictures lines at DMV ... dropping pants*

You know, I like this idea.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-06-09 06:43 pm UTC (link)
*zip*

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[info]chaos_theory
2007-06-10 03:26 am UTC (link)
Yay! I should have known the first time that pick up line worked would be on j_f.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-06-10 12:47 pm UTC (link)
Pick up line? I thought we were just aiming to clarify? :-p

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[info]chaos_theory
2007-06-11 01:33 am UTC (link)
I am a firm believer in multi-tasking. Pantless multi-tasking.

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[info]explosivefun
2007-06-10 05:26 am UTC (link)
Sooo...take off your pants.

Way ahead of you...

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