Become a wanker, learn to tuck.
You may (probably not, but you may) remember a lovely little lady named

nokomarie from this bit of i_wankery in days of yore. She is back at it in all her pretentiously batshit glory in

little_details, in a charming little display of transphobia, wordwank, and accusing a mod of trolling her own community.

It starts when

coloredink asks a question about erections and tucking - can you get one, does it hurt, etc. etc.. (Beware - NSFW images!) One member helpfully provides photographs, which is
where the trouble starts.

nokomarie: Um. Well, that explains "Miss Saigon". I shall go in my corner now and whimper in total confusion over why a person wouild lie so in the first place.

salzara_tirwen: Or you could go ask a drag queen/crossdresser/transperson, except without using rude words like "lie".

The wank here peters out, because

nokomarie is apparently referencing not tucking in general but specifically, like, M. Butterfly or something, and people generously drop it. So you'd think it was over, right? But no! She had to go and call tucking "shenanigans" and the shit starts to fly.

Witness! Nokomarie is better than you peons because she is a nurse, she doesn't have to respect other people's gender identity because she's stressed from work and her husband is ill, apparently the mod is a troll now?, and a tiny but hilarious bit of awesome in this exchange.

It's not the biggest wank, but it's proudly strutting its stuff down the wankwalk.

FAIR WARNING: Fill up my email inbox with comments all about your thoughts on trans, and I will rip out your still-beating heart and make a casserole with it.

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	littlest_lurker 2007-06-09 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Not a case of sex-reassignment surgery, but there was a case where a female-born singer married, had (adopted) children, and wasn't revealed as such to his wife and family until after his death. Of course, this was in the fifties, and it's really bugging me that I can't remember his name, since it was pretty well known, IIRC. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-06-09 10:42 am UTC (link)
	goes off to research because that sounds very familiar That'd be Billy Tipton. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	anonyrat 2007-06-09 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Billy Tipton. If I recall correctly, he told his wife that he had been mutilated in a traffic accident, which explained why he they had to have sex in the dark with prosthetics. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2007-06-10 02:06 am UTC (link)
	That at least is more plausible that someone not noticing that his wife had a real penis all of her own. (I'm assuming here that she had "normal" genetalia and was obviously physically male at birth. Of course, most plausible is that they guy lied about not knowing.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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