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Blackjack Gabbiani ([info]blackjackrocket) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-06-13 00:29:00
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You got your horsefucker wank in my Pokémon!
I'm putting this in OTF because it has very little to do with any fandom. Unless horses are a fandom.

Tsukimidango posts to Pokemon about her Ruby version game.

Pookiepieinlala posts this frankly strange message
sweety, c'mon now

u know me too well for that

its just IDK

pokemon u know

we we're so young, i just thot u'd do other things its just been awhile

Apparently there's a history there, because Riolu and MysteriousMeat take umbrage, including a picture of someone's horse collection (presumably Pookie's) found on Google.

The OP defends her hobby
LOOK.
I'll do my stuff and you can do yours.
You know, partying all night to you pass out. ^^ lol

It's fun ok?

Pookie replies, and that's when shit hits the fan.

Riolu, to Pookie
SHUT UP

WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO FUCK HORSES

omg reporting you to lj for animal abuse

that's fucking sick and wrong girlfriend

And that's when other people jump on the bandwagon. Bring on the cat horse macros!

Pookie plays the "I don't hate Pokemon fans, I used to be one, which I don't see what that has to do with anything, but oh well.

And now something to do with the OP's father's farm. Or stepfather, depending on who you ask.

And, the center of the post, the OP with...
Skank.
Just leave my fucking horses and my fucking workers alone.
STOP RAPING THEM.

And it goes on from there.


(despite Riolu's accusations of Pookie being 15, Pookie's journal says she was born in 1973. Had to check, after all, given that everyone involved is gratutiously immature. Riolu is just barely wankable, having turned 18 a few days ago)

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[info]blankverses
2007-06-13 08:33 am UTC (link)
I -- I just don't even know.

That is one fuck of a lot of Bryer horses. When I was in the height of my horses!!1!squee phase (nine?) I had, like, a shelf of them, but another girl who was in my pony club had about that many. It was like her bedroom was a forest of horses.

you can't be as obsessed with horses as you are without developing romantic feelings toward them.

I rode and evented for a long ass time and it was pretty much my life, but I can't say that I ever romantically loved my horse or harbored any secret desires to, uh, ride him in anything other than the usual way.

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[info]threegoldfish
2007-06-13 11:20 am UTC (link)
I currently have about 150 but since I moved them all down from my mother's, they're mostly all still in boxes. From some reason my boyfriend doesn't want me to display them all...

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[info]threegoldfish
2007-06-13 11:22 am UTC (link)
*looks at picture* Wow. Okay, but mine were never organized by model. That makes it better, right?

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[info]blankverses
2007-06-13 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Totally better.

My parents performed some sort of stealth cleaning action when I went to college, and tossed a bunch of boxes of my stuff, including all of mine. I didn't realize it for like forever, but when I did there was much, much anger involved.

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[info]threegoldfish
2007-06-13 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Oh god, I would have been *so* furious. If nothing else, that's good money right there on Ebay.

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[info]sashenka
2007-06-13 09:58 pm UTC (link)
I think I might have had one. I'm not sure. I liked the Littlest Petshop horses. Does that count?

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[info]bangoskank
2007-06-14 08:15 pm UTC (link)
If having a bunch of Breyer horses makes you wacky, I'm in trouble :x

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[info]doomsday
2007-06-13 08:42 am UTC (link)
No. I refuse to believe that any of those people are in their 30s. They all suck.

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[info]hyaenid
2007-06-13 09:31 am UTC (link)
SHE'S AN ARSON BITCH.

I don't... what does that even mean? My brain keeps translating it as "bitch is on -fire-," and now I'm picturing the whole thing as a high school dance-off a la West Side Story.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2007-06-13 12:08 pm UTC (link)
Is there a character called Arson anywhere? Because then she could be Arson's bitch? Or I'm picturing an lj comm called Arsonbitches for really rabid fans of said character I've just made up.

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[info]caito
2007-06-15 05:15 am UTC (link)
Oooh, next time I invent a fandom, maybe I should incorporate that.

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[info]limyaael
2007-06-13 12:23 pm UTC (link)
My mind translated it as "arseing bitch."

But perhaps only the horses know.

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[info]ghostmaster
2007-06-13 09:41 pm UTC (link)
For some reason, I read arson as arsenic. I'm not sure why.

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[info]blackflag
2007-06-13 09:44 am UTC (link)
....

....what?! O_O

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[info]blackjackrocket
2007-06-13 09:48 am UTC (link)
That's what I've been trying to figure out.

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[info]blackflag
2007-06-13 09:50 am UTC (link)
I can't figure out if this some sort of big in joke lulz fest for them all or if it's grudgewank or what. All I know is that the English language, she is weeping tears of grammar.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2007-06-13 09:52 am UTC (link)
I suspect they may be the same person, but the google search seems to indicate that at least one of them has been around for a while.

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[info]blackflag
2007-06-13 09:55 am UTC (link)
It's almost a Dali wank, really. Or perhaps Escher. Oh, I know! The bastard lovechild of Dali and Escher - no matter what way you read it, it will never make sense and always cave back in on itself.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-06-13 10:49 am UTC (link)
I was thinking more Mapplethorpe. Because trying to read this mess IS sort of like getting a bullwhip enema.

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[info]blackflag
2007-06-13 11:02 am UTC (link)
Hahahahah ow!

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-06-13 10:04 am UTC (link)
...please tell me this is all an elaborately staged joke.

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[info]barankhy
2007-06-13 10:17 am UTC (link)
And then she said... and then the response... and... IT'S NOT MAKING SENSE!

Mommy, make the stupid go away *hides*

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[info]indis_earfalas
2007-06-13 10:27 am UTC (link)
Raven says it all.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-06-13 10:28 am UTC (link)
"....and if it wasn't for all her horses, I wouldn't have dropped out of this wank!"

/Lewis Black

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pastri_archy
2007-06-13 01:41 pm UTC (link)
FTW.

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[info]chaos_theory
2007-06-13 12:39 pm UTC (link)
I'm thinking it's an exersise in experimental freeform poetry?
I mean seriously:

adults only like:

coffee
jazz
drama
soap operas
and superbowl sunday

mysteriousmeat is a little overinfluenced by Brautigan, sure, but I am sure it's just a stage.

Otherwise...I haven't a clue.

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[info]luthe
2007-06-13 02:10 pm UTC (link)
woah is that a penis in my mouth

Hey, look, the wanker is chugging cock already!

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[info]edgyspice
2007-06-13 05:19 pm UTC (link)
I used to collect Breyer and despite the fact that I quit a long time ago, that pic still made me mad jealous. It's like being an alcoholic.

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[info]arielchan
2007-06-13 05:30 pm UTC (link)
I swear, guys, [info]caito and I have nothing to do with this one.


But I kinda wish we did

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[info]plazmah
2007-06-13 06:22 pm UTC (link)
It does seem the style y'all would use. ;)

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[info]arielchan
2007-06-13 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Seriously. Our spelling and grammar tend to be better, though, even when we're being intentionally bad.

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[info]joye
2007-06-13 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Considering that pookie's account was created today, it's gotta be a sock-puppet.

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[info]harrylovesron
2007-06-13 05:46 pm UTC (link)
we we're so young, i just thot u'd do other things its just been awhile

and i thot ppl tht age new how 2 speel & use grammar. i gss their 2 gud 2 do tht.

GOD that was painful to type.

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[info]barankhy
2007-06-13 10:23 pm UTC (link)
It's astonishing how they can type like that without their brains bleeding, isn't it?
...
Oh wait, what's not there can't bleed. Forgot that part. Carry on.

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[info]harrylovesron
2007-06-14 05:31 am UTC (link)
Burn. XD

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[info]hickorydickory
2007-06-13 06:27 pm UTC (link)
...I have no idea what any of these people are saying.

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[info]eldritch
2007-06-13 07:12 pm UTC (link)
...deleted.

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[info]viralmemory
2007-06-13 08:15 pm UTC (link)
MAN. Is the moratorium expired already?!

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pastri_archy
2007-06-13 08:33 pm UTC (link)
icon love.

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[info]photosinensis
2007-06-14 02:16 am UTC (link)
I don't think it applies, as there's only the accusation of bestiality, which seems to be entirely unsubstantiated. It'd be like me accusing, say, Cassie Claire of being a ponyfucker--which wouldn't be the first time such an accusation has been made in this comm.

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[info]ladysphinx
2007-06-13 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Thank God. At least it wasn't . . . HIM.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-06-14 07:39 am UTC (link)
Ah, but you know HE will be back, eventually!

Riding on his.. no, can't say it. Even I have my limits.

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[info]chaimonkey
2007-06-13 10:58 pm UTC (link)
BAHLEETED.

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[info]oar
2007-06-15 05:42 am UTC (link)
You know what? I think that this wank has given me my new favorite non-sequiter comeback. Every time there's a wanker kicking up a fuss, instead of blathering about Alan Rickman, we should all just respond with "SHUT UP WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO FUCK HORSES"

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[info]kumquat_of_doom
2007-06-15 05:00 pm UTC (link)
A Vicky Pollard response if ever I saw one.

"YesbutnobutYeah I was like totally only doing twenty miles an hour like and anyway it's not like I'm Sharon from Tesco's 'cos she's totally giving her boyfriend a hand job in the cakes aisle you should like totally go nick her not me cos I wasn't doing nothing or nothing so like no and I've totally not even been arrested today like so SHUT UP EVERYONE KNOWS YOU WANT TO FUCK HORSES!"

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[info]paintobscura
2007-06-16 07:09 am UTC (link)
I now demand that on an icon! Quick, go internets!

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sceach
2007-07-06 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Don't worry, I will walk from New Orleans with my many Bryer horses in my arms.

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