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Bethan (

kumquat_of_doom) wrote in

otf_wank,

A Vicky Pollard response if ever I saw one.

"YesbutnobutYeah I was like totally only doing twenty miles an hour like and anyway it's not like I'm Sharon from Tesco's 'cos she's totally giving her boyfriend a hand job in the cakes aisle you should like totally go nick her not me cos I wasn't doing nothing or nothing so like no and I've totally not even been arrested today like so SHUT UP EVERYONE KNOWS YOU WANT TO FUCK HORSES!"

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